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Chrys was just minding his own business. He just finished watching Naruto. It was not fun. He had watched every single episode of Naruto and even read the manga. he fell in love with its world and had high hopes for its sequel Boruto. It was not that good but it was at least better Saruto. Why did Kishimoto have to go six feet under 9 years ago?

He turned off his computer and was getting ready to go for a run. After he ran for about 37 minutes he saw a yellow object in the sky. Might be a UFO or Blimp. he thought. He took out his phone to record it. While recording he noticed that it was getting bigger when he suddenly realised it was a banana. How is a freaking banana flying? He doesn't know and probably never will because the banana hit in in the face and he was flung backwards into the pavement. Blood began pooling under his head as passersby called emergency services and he was brought into the ER. After a few surgeries to prevent him from dying he fell into a coma. This was called the "Flying Banana" incident and puzzled many scientists for years to come.

Meanwhile, Chrys was being crushed and pushed out of a fleshy, wet place. Screaming in pain he opened his eyes to see two people he knew very well. Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. What the hell was going on? He was suddenly taken by a masked man. He could not believe it. First, he dies from a flying banana. A BANANA. Then he reincarnates into Naruto Uzumaki. The master of talk-no-jutsu and the child of prophecy. He tries saying something but it only comes out as gibberish. He somehow says "Kubi" While his dying parents are shocked. Minato sees something in his son and decided that he will seal the whole nine-tails in Naruto. Chrys passes out from the sealing ritual and The masked man is long gone. The Third Hokage finds Naruto and takes him in his arms. He will need to have an emergency council meeting as soon as possible.