Did I Really Just Get Yeeted Into Another World?

Ah...such nice weather outside.

The sky was blue, the clouds were white, and I was just your average high schooler.

My name is Jason. Why am I named Jason? Hell, I don't know. Just roll with it. You'll have to ask my parents for that one.

...Oh wait, they're dead.

Well, that's a dark turn. It happened years ago though, so I'm fine. Eh...let's move on to something happy.

Let's see...a little about me, you say? But that's probably more sad than my parents being dead.

You don't mind? Okay.

Hm...let's see...I love playing video games, listening to music, and is basically a completely degenerative weeb of society. That means I have...an anime fetish. Probably the best way to describe it, honestly. That good enough? Let's keep it at that, since saying anymore would just downgrade my already-low-enough first impression in your mind.

So yeah, put bluntly, I'm a shut-in NEET. I dislike talking with others, and camp out in my room all day. My aunt (who took pity on me after my mom and dad died to the most evil antagonist of all time, truck-sama - I'm not kidding) is paying for all my expenses. By the way, she's rich. And by that, I mean BIG RICH. HELLA BIG. Like, bigger than Rias Gremory's tits big.

Okay...back on track. As I was saying, I'm a shut-in otaku. I have a full-on gaming PC which I honestly found excessive (but my aunt said it was fine so...whatever), a shit ton of anime figurines (see those, those I don't find excessive at all), and a cute little sister that hugs me and calls me 'onii-chan'.

...No.

What I just said was HALF-true. I do have a little sister yes, but she's THE DEVIL REINCARNATED HERSELF. I don't care if the devil is supposed to be male, my little sister is a living counterexample. And she definitely doesn't hug me or call me 'onii-chan' like every siscon anime out there.

You know what? Let's stop talking about her. And let's definitely not talk about how I get bullied by her, a girl 2 years younger than me, everyday. She steals my food, hogs my computer, and uses me as a literal punching bag.

Oops. I did end up talking about my miserable home life after all.

Well, whatever. Forget you just heard anything. What's important is that I'm currently outside, which pretty much never happened except for when I needed to buy a new video game or attend an anime expo, and today was no different. Therefore, my home life doesn't matter.

I was walking since despite me being a degenerative shut-in loser, I still knew that I needed to get my exercise. So I took advantage of the once...maybe twice in a year that I got out of the house.

Before long, under the blazing sun, the massive building of the anime expo I was about to go to came into view through my glasses. Yes, I had glasses. What do you expect? I spend 23/24 hours every day staring at a screen. I had headphones over my head, blasting Death Note OP 2 also known as earrape, and casually prepared to cross the street.

Why was I listening to this song if it was earrape? To complete the collection, of course. You see, I was listening to my Death Note playlist right now, and honestly OP 1 and the OSTs are all pretty good. It just happened that the 2nd opening was playing right now. Shuffle play can suck sometimes.

And as the light I was focusing on turned green, I crossed the street loftily, hands in my pockets. I was so damn excited! Why? You uncultured swine. This expo will announce No Game No Life Season 2's release date! Fuck yeah!!!!

However, just as I was nearing the end of the road and about to reach the massive building that contained answers to all of my weebish dreams-

ZOOM.

I looked to my left.

It was a mistake.

Coming at me faster than that one Speed'O'Sound Sonic guy from One Punch Man, was a huge, terrifying-

"Damn it, this isn't the right time to get isekaied!"

-Truck.