A Major Catastrophe

Daime has finally boarded the plane and seated next to the elderly couple when he heard the speakers turning on. He focuses his direction to the speaker and listens properly to the in flight announcement from the cabin crew.

"May we have your attention please. The Captain has turned on the [Fasten Seat belt] sign. If you haven't already done so, please place your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you or in the overhead bin.

If you are seated next to an emergency exit, please read carefully the special instructions card located by your seat. If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the event of an emergency, please ask a flight attendant to re-seat you.

We remind you that this is a non-smoking flight. Smoking is prohibited on the entire aircraft, including the lavatories.

If you have any questions about our flight today, please do not hesitate to ask one of our cabin crew. Thank you."