How to be regressor

Good Morning

My dear nobodies

Currently it's 4:00am but who gives a fuck right

so today I had a dream about my first death, oops 😅 I mean my regression, it was back then when I was still a nobody like you I went on my day as a normal person I was excited about everyday going to school, hanging out with my friends(to be noted : I am currently 14 years so yeah I was excited about life in particular) and after school going home.... but that day was different, at first after leaving school a biker fell in front of me and obviously died, now you ask how it's simple I was running in the middle of the fucking road but again a question comes to mind why was I running in the middle of the road. Well I had a bad habit of playing truth and dare almost everyday, being a dumb person that i am I always chose dare and it was to slap a person's head and run away(it was one of the normal dares) and I did but that person was one of my parent's known ones who I didn't recognise but he did me and called out my father's name, I got scared to the point that I almost shat my pants and decided to run away and so I mistakenly stepped on a dog and it started chasing me and so I thought if I ran on a road it would stop chasing me(it was a very dumb thing to think of but I did)..

And now I am running in the middle of a road opposite side too with a vengeful dog chasing me and thus the biker in order to save me pushed the brakes and the car behind him crushed him and so I stopped but the road didn't

One accident led to another and it became a mayhem of cars, trucks and other vehicles and finally in a explosion I died.....

TIME OF DEATH 12:38PM Time:00:00:00

DATE 24TH OF JULY 2021

CONDITIONS ARE FULFILLED (User currently on

CHOOSING THE LEGENDARY TITLE standby)

"A FUCKING DUMBASS"

I didn't know what was happening and where I was but all I saw was these words in front of my eyes as I was floating in the pitch black nothingness.

In this space, time passed and passed as the was even a clock which showed the amount of time passed from when I died and so six months passed and the status changed

ASSIGNING THE CLASS BASED ON THE USER

CHOOSE FROM BELOW:

~~A STUPID MF(CLASS DESCRIPTION: Specially given to those who are as it says FUCKING stupid, has no special quirks and can die very easily..)

~~A PERVERT(CLASS DESCRIPTION: Given to those who have given in to their desires to watch girl's thighs and other miscellaneous body parts, has no special quirks can die very easily..)

~~SOCIETY'S SCUM(CLASS DESCRIPTION: Only given to those who are both stupid and a pervert, also dies very easily..)

END

After reading those I understood what I was but I wanted more like the scum I was and thus I started crying very loudly, after some time again the status window opened

DUE TO YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES AND BEHAVIOUR

THE HIGHEST GOD HAS GOTTEN CURIOUS ABOUT YOU SO HE GRANTS YOU A SPECIAL CLASS

~~WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STRONG

~~DO YOU STILL LIKE THIGHS

~~DO YOU WANT TO LIVE AGAIN

I nodded very vigoursly to the second one and also to the first one and so a new class appeared and i wanted thighs as many times as I could.

~~REGRESSOR(CLASS DESCRIPTION:You get to live as many times you want and get to have your abilities with you always..)

And so I selected the regressor class.