A Brazilian Nerd lost in a Cultivation World

Today was the recruitment day of the Thunder Sword Sect.

Like every year, thousands of new candidates were lining in front of the Sect's gate, waiting for a chance to change their destinies, to leave the mortal world and cultivate immortality.

This year, like any other, also followed the traditional rules of recruitment. First one would need to check his roots, then his cultivation. There was no cultivation requirement to be recruited, but the higher the cultivation level and the lower the age, the better he would be treated when entering the sect.

(Yeah, yeah, we got it, now skip it to the guinea pig!)

...So as God Seink proclaimed, --

(Call my All Mighty God Seink!)

So as the All Mighty God Seink proclaimed, suddenly a 16 years old boy appeared from nothing right above the end of the line, falling right on top of the last distracted recruit!

"AAAhhh!!!!!"

Bang!

Luckily, thanks to his fatty body and the unlucky last recruit helping stop his fall, he was able to safely land in the other world. The same couldn't be said for the last recruit, who will now be refereed as dead last recruit due to multiple reasons.

But the fall was way too much for a guy like this guinea pig, which made him lose consciousness and it didn't look like he would wake up anytime soon.

(Great, time to install the System!)

The All Mighty God Seink, smiling sadistically from above, made a simple gesture and something entered somewhere that should not accept inputs normally making the guinea pig turn scarlet and let out erotic sounds.

(Stop misleading the readers! That was a spell! It entered by his ears! And those sounds are just pain!!!)

The intense pain made the guinea pig squirm like a pig and roll right and left until the red light finally disappear.

[Installation Complete!]

[Welcome to Strongest System [Alpha] 0.1]

[Please input your name:]

(Name? ...what was his name again? Whatever, lets just put Guinea Pig)

[Name: Guin Pig]

[Confirm? Y/N]

(No! I said Guinea Pig! What the heck, is this a bug? Hmm, it seems like each field is only allowing 4 characters... ok, first one to the bugs list.)

[Confirmed! Name registered successfully!]

(God dammit! I said NO! Did I invert the functions or forgot the conditional?... Whatever, add to the bug list and lets keep moving, the name is not important anyway... oh wait, he is waking up, lets finish this fast!)

And so, the All Mighty God Seink pressed skip and next like crazy not caring to read the System messages any longer...

"Wha-what happened? Did I break my chair again? How long was I unconscious? Did the Guild Raid start yet? If we win this one we will enter the National! They need my help! I can't let them down and miss it no matter what!"

Waking up disoriented, Guin Pig couldn't help but voice out his own thoughts. Our All Mighty God Seink was kind and didn't answer his prayers, not telling him his younger brother substituted him in the last moment and played better than he ever had, winning the Guild Raid in the last seconds!

Finally the pig noticed he was not inside his room any longer, instead he was on the foot of a huuuuuuuuge mountain, everywhere around him was filled with a dense forest with no sign of human civilization at all.

"...Considering my body pain it seems like its not a dream. Then, either this is a joke or one of those generic reincarnation novel plots that I read in the webnovels.... Hmm, I have no rich friend or enemy who would throw me in the middle of the Amazon Forest, so I'm pretty sure this should be the latter...if that's how it is, lets start with the classics: STATUS"

A transparent blue screen suddenly appeared before his eyes as if he was playing a VR game and opened the Character Screen.

----------------------Status-------------------

Name: Guin Pig

Title: First Alpha Tester

Level: 1 Exp:0%

---------------------Atributes-----------------

Str: 5

Vit: 10

Dex: 13

Agi: 5

Mag: 15

Res: 0

Free Points: 0

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Guin took a quick look at his status and closed the window.

"Yup, its here... it seems like I'm a mage type, as expected. Oh well, its not like I can fight anyway, so this should be for the best. Next, lets look around, maybe I can find how to get out of here..."

Contrary to our nonchalant piggy protagonist, the All Mighty God Seink was terrified as he saw the status.

(Why have the free points vanished!? Where are the skills!? Where are the talents!? Even the title bonus is not showing!! He should have started with 100 points! This World is not Earth, the common people have an average of 25 points per attribute! How is he going to survive like this!? ... maybe its time to find a new guinea pig...)

Thought the All Mighty God Seink as he took a pen and wrote a memo of the new bugs found.