Teakettle Story
This novel has no protagonist: only a lonesome Teakettle Collector.
[***read notes at the end***]
"Teakettle Collector lives in a world torn by war, and they only want to preserve their precious collection as safe as possible."
That's the plot above, everything else are extra.
For instance, everything has changed for three thousand years.
Wars were fought, culture and civilizations eradicated. Worlds have collided, and magic became integral to its inhabitants. Ghosts and goblins can be seen wearing swallowtail tuxedos tending to coffee shop customers. The publishing industry remains livelier than ever when the World Tree grew in the east coast of America. Guns were forgotten however, making it a weird time of people swinging swords and projecting arrows in order to enforce and protect once more.
When the detective Gilgamesh Summers discovered the gun in the ruins of New York City, he also coincidentally brought modern warfare back. He fought wars, both for corporations and the barren battlefield: all but rest was given to him for decades. On a mysterious enough note, he’s brought back in time as a kindergartner, twenty years before he holds the first rifle.
It means he has control of the timeline.
He doesn't discover the gun, his future will not happen.
In order to do so, he must disappoint everyone into not becoming the hero.
Gilgamesh happens to be prodigious, so he publishes a book and eventually becomes the most celebrate writer in the empire.
However, him not discovering the gun doesn't say it won't be discovered by someone else.
Exactly, it was discovered by someone else.
Orcs, and now pigs wield guns!
Teakettle Collector hasn't been disturbed in the past timeline so they didn't interfere, and watched the world burn.
But now that they're involved, the story between the spectacular and the mundane can only entangle and cultivate chaos.
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Note [1]: The novel series features an ensemble cast of characters, meaning there is no singular protagonist focused on.
Note [2]: I won't update daily unless contracted so if you think the story is good and would want stable release, scream loudly by adding the book to your Collections will help us get noticed by the editors.
Note [3]: This is my last attempt in writing for WEBNOVEL since I will be attending college this year. I feel guilty asking for sympathy but if you want to see the novel continue even if I'm in school, please make your author feel there's value in juggling both. It has a nice storyline after all, it'd be a waste of brain cells if I let it be flushed.
Note [4]: Posted in Honeyfeed platform under the username, screamCOFFEE.
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TEAKETTLE STORY
Novel written by Screaming Coffee
This story is a work of fiction.
Any resemblances to actual people, the living or the dead, places, events, and businesses are either coincidental or are used fictitiously.
coffeescreameclair · Fantasia
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