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Meeting a ROB and getting reincarnated

I am currently sitting in front of a ROB. You may ask that how am I so sure of this fact.Well I died...

Yeah I died(unfortunately no truck-kun😭 and painless death for me😒). I died from a frigging bullet during a bank robbery because my asses of friends decided to play hero 😑. Well at least I took the robber with me.I closed the distance when he was about to fire. I was not superhuman.

Then he fired at me and I yanked the gun from him during the distraction (me being shot) and fucked him up. Well dying from slowly bleeding to death is a fucking traumatic experience.

Well my previous name doesn't matter but if you all want the biography of an otaku pervert(A/n: Hey stop breaking the fourth wall 😒) then well I was am average orphan kid who just wanted an out from the shitty reality.

My favourite pastime was reading LNs which mainly include Re:zero,Tensura, Against the Gods,Tales of Demons and gods,Isekai smartphone, Arifureta,etc. I was a typical nerd with few friends but yeah my friends were worth. I mainly only had one regret: Being a virgin even after 21 years of being dumped on Mother Earth. 😅😅

So here I am, sitting in front of a ROB!! Well you can say I AM EXCITED!!

ROB: "Have you done monologueing??"

Me: "Well yeah😅, Had to give reader's the introduction (A/n: Stop breaking the GODDAMN FOURTH WALLಠ_ʖಠ)

ROB: "Well,You are one of the fucking luckiest people I have ever met! You were meant to die that way but not take that robber with you but you did one brilliant action my pal.For the context, mortals have their free will but some events are pre written so your death was pre written from that bullet wound but you taking that robber was your own action. But you know what you did?ಠ_ಠ No of course not,you don't understand.(Me: Oi you are rude)*ignoring*

That lunatic robber would have killed majority of the people there(Context: there are 4-5 death points during a person's age,you can die from any one of them so escaping from one depends on other people not you) but you saved them and some of them were high society members who were freaking terrified of criminals from that point so they made a club to bribe policemen,mercenaries to bang criminals instead of capturing them and this club grew to be international in about 7 years making the global crime go down by 87.33%.This is one of the most coincendental karmic shit you did.

This means your karmic points are about near infinite. So yes you get to reincarnate and you get WISHES!!"

Me(thoughts):'That shit's crazy dude and this is one of the most specified BS reasons I ever read(A/n: Bow to the mighty Author-sama(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.))

Me: " Well I wish to be reincarnated in the world of Against the Gods as Blue wind empire's first prince(Gives me safety from sect assholes till I am strong, a cute sister and a easy pass to go murder hobo nuts on criminals ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ) and I would like to see a list on all the boons I can receive in this world"

ROB: "You have no idea how much easier it is to work wishes from a list. Some dumbasses just wish for one power or the other but the fact is cultivation worlds don't work that way. They need talents in many small things to make a person actually talented in cultivation. On the other hand,the list shows all the things needed for that Avenue(≧▽≦). Here is the list.."

𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧(𝗣𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘀- ∞):

1. 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗔𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀:

FIRE- I(10,000);II(100,000);III(1,000,000)

[A/n: I- above average(where average means illusiory demon realm young masters)

II- genius(A little above Scum Che level,with Scum Che possessing inheritances,him without inheritances)

III- Heaven's Child(Above Ancestral Goddess Level)

]

LIGHTNING- I(10,000);II(100,000);III(1,000,000)

WIND- I(10,000);II(100,000);III(1,000,000)

WATER- I(10,000);II(100,000);III(1,000,000)

EARTH- I(10,000);II(100,000);III(1,000,000)

LIGHT- I(10,000);II(100,000);III(1,000,000)

DARKNESS- I(10,000);II(100,000);III(1,000,000)

SPACE-I(100,000);II(1,000,000);III(400,000,000)

TIME-I(100,000);II(1,000,000);III(400,000,000)

NOTHINGNESS- III(10,000,000,000)[ALL OR NOTHING]

2. 𝗨𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀(𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀):

PROFOUND ART CREATION: I,II,III(All in this category follow 10,000;100,000;1,000,000 scale)

FORMATION CREATION: I,II,III

MEDICINE: I,II,III

COMBAT AFFINITY: I,II,III

UNARMED AFFINITY: I,II,III

WEAPON CREATION: I,II,III

SWORDSMANSHIP: I,II,III

SPEARMANSHIP: I,II,III

BOWMANSHIP: I,II,III

AXEMANSHIP: I,II,III

3.𝗕𝗼𝗱𝘆:

TALENT:I,II,III

CHARISMA:I,II,III(Kingly aura)

CONSTITUTION: I,II,III

PROFOUND ENERGY CAPACITY: I,II,III

PROFOUND ENERGY DENSITY: I,II,III

Hmm,I have infinite Karmic points, so I will have Maximum of everything乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ

**In the realm of Primal Chaos, many geniuses suddenly have an urge to be ashamed of there titles**

Me:"Thanks for the gifts man, when I become a ROB,I will be sure to visit you😀"

Now,let's begin my journey!!

(A/n: Well if you haven't already deduced,then the fact is that MC is psycopathic towards criminals i.e rapists,children killers and people who attack his family which includes almost every 'Young Master'(Rapey) due to the manner of his death. He chose the world bcz he gets Waifus,superpowers and a free pass to kill in this world.

He is 6 years older than Scum Che and due to him being quite competent Cang Wanhe did not sire any more children until Cang Yue was born.

Also,MC will be finding a competent husband for Cang Yue so no incest although he will be a sis-con but not the sexual kind)

Harem will include 5 people. 3 of which are confirmed. Also, no one from the realm of gods except maybe that snow realm masters(They are girls)

Confirmed: Chu Yuechan

Caiyi(Demon empress)

Phoenix(from the Ten thousand beast range

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