"Oi Yukio, do you think it's a good idea?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yup, you said that you wanted to baptize your eyes right? So shut up and see." I said and I placed some sound and presence concealing seals.
"Last time I had my ass kicked so hard that I was not able to sit properly. All because of you, brat." Jiraiya said as he took out binoculars.
"Shut up, pervy sage," I said.
At that time, the war was over and Jiraiya treated me some dangos and I promised him to let him peek into women's bath in the best possible way.
"Look we can see clearly from this seal," I said as I pointed at a tiny hole but we could see clearly with the help of special seals I placed.
"Woah! You have done a great job brat. I could see clearly now even smell properly." Jiraiya said he looked at bath place from the hole then added, "Why is it empty?"
"Jiraiya-sama, we should not be doing this. It is against the ethic of Shinobi society!" I said out loud as I sense some people approaching.
"What the-"
"What's going on here?" We then heard a female voice from behind and saw a pack of furious wolves. There was Kushina Uzumaki, Mikoto Uchiha, Tsume Inuzuka, Yoshino Nara, and several other women standing there emitting an ominous aura. Jiraiya started to sweat but gritted his teeth when he saw my grin.
"Ahh all my Nee-chan, I am sorry. I lost a bet to Jiraiya-sama and he asked me to teach him some seals to peek." I said to all females with my puppy eyes.
"Brat! I am telling you-"
"Is that so?" Kushina said as she lifted his sleeves.
"How dare he corrupt my sweet brother's mind?" Mikoto also said as her eyes shine red.
"Death to this pervert!" Tsume said and the rest of the pack also followed her.
"Wait Kushina I can explain-"
"DIE!"
A few moments later…
A man, no human meat could be seen embedded in the tree with smoke coming out. Damn, even I was feeling bad for him. I tried to sneak away slowly but Kushina grabbed my neck from behind.
"Where are you going?"
"Well, I have some work to do," I said with a wryly smile.
"No, you are coming with us. Jeez, you stink." Kushina said as she dragged e to the women's bath.
"But nee-chan, I am a boy and I can't enter with you," I said looking at other females but found their hungry eyes.
"Not a problem Yukio-chan, this Onee-chan knows the owner of the bath. I will thoroughly wash you." Mikoto said as she hugged me from behind. I had a good relationship with Fugaku and the rest of Uchiha. I had also delivered her firstborn child, Itachi Uchiha. She knew me very well since she was friends with Kushina so we had spent quite the time.
"You have contributed a lot in our village victory. Now it's Nee-chan job to take care of our sweet brother, right ladies?" Kushina said.
"OOOH!" Everyone cheered.
"Wait we can talk NOOO…" No one listened to me as they dragged me away to the bath and every single female participated in the sacred ritual of washing my back or any part but I was able to control my little brother. Come to think of it, I was missing a very important person… oh well, I decided to forget all worries and enjoyed with many Konoha kunoichi. I also realized the downfall of being cute.
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"Is this the right place?" Rin asked under the hood.
"Yes, it should be," I said as we walk.
I was walking with Rin as I was looking at particular someone who could protect her and teach her healing techniques.
Kannabi bridge incident already happened as Obito was 'died' in that mission. After those similar events happened but the one Rin who died was just a clone which acted similar way as the original Rin to let Obito and Kakashi awaken Mangekyo Sharingan. I then let Obito meet Rin in private and asked him to work for Madara since he could teach many things to Obito. I could also do the same but I am very busy and I wanted a person on the other side too. I have also hacked the mind of Tobi (Obito's mask) so he will keep me informed from inside.
"Why in this town…?" Rin asked me with worry holding the corner of my sleeve.
"Well, I want to find a certain gambling addict here," I said with a smile then held her hand. "Don't worry… she will keep you safe," I said then looked towards my way to a casino and hide my worried face.
I felt quite ashamed as I was playing with both of their lives for the sake of my plan and making sure that the plot didn't become unbalanced.
However, Rin came in front of me and said, "Yukio-kun, I know you are worried but don't push yourself." Rin said.
I nodded then said, "Do you know what else a child inherits from their parents apart from genes?" I asked with my usual cheery tone to which Rin smiled and shook her head. "It's their luck," I answered as we both entered the casino and saw two people gambling. One was a civilian who had won some bets and the other was a woman with the biggest boobs in the shinobi world clearly losing.
"Tsunade-sama, we should leave." A girl about 11 years old said. She was Shizune but she didn't have her Tonton pig at that time and was also a disciple of Tsunade.
"Just a little more Shizune." However, Tsunade and continued to lose her disciple's money even asking for more money shamelessly.
"I can't believe this." Rin was shocked. I told most of the stories about Konoha's history interestingly. One of that was the first Hokage's bad habit of gambling and losing it.
I chuckled and watched the drama until the management of the casino came and had to kick Tsunade out of the casino. We both then walked to the defeated and in-debt duo.
"Finally decided to show yourself, little demon," Tsunade said. 'Little demon' was the title that was given to me in the war since I killed the masses of the army.
"Shall we talk somewhere else?" I asked and they nodded.
We then moved to a restaurant where I booked a private room and had a big meal. Tsunade and Shizune ate like gorillas. Shizune was a little wary of me at first since I had quite the reputation in Konoha but Rin calmed her down and she also joined the fray with Tsunade. Rin was eating calmly since she was also addicted to my cooking.
After the meal, I explained the situation of Rin but not in much detail. "So I want you to make Rin your disciple and also to protect her for a few years."
"Listen here brat. I only agreed to listen to you and I am not a nanny to babysit just anyone." Tsunade said. Rin looked down but I smiled and took out a bad with money and a key.
"Here is the money for worth a month for three people and key for the house in the main capital with 4 rooms."
"Yukio-kun…" Rin looked at me with concern.
"Brat, didn't you hear me? I have already got one and not going to get another disciple."
"I will also clear the debt you own," I said as I showed her bills.
"How did you…"
"Yukio-kun?"
"But my answer is still no…" Tsunade said with her eyes still on the pouch of money.
"Yukio that's enough!" Rin stood up with narrowed eyes.
"Sigh* Listen Rin, as I said you don't have to worry about anything. Money is useless for me if I don't use it on someone I cared about. I promise you a good future so let me bear some consequences. Believe in me. I got your back." I said as I patted her head and she looked down and nodded.
"If this isn't enough then I will find someone else or simply took care of her myself," I said with another pouch of money.
"Deal." Tsunade immediately agreed but before they could touch the money I took all of them away and give it to Shizune.
"Shizune-chan, this is for you to take care of yourself and this granny," I said as I gave everything to Shizune.
"Hey!"
I then looked at worried Rin and gave her a scroll. "Rin, this is for you. It has everything from money to all about the medical knowledge and stuff. I will say that again, I have got your back Rin." I said and she nodded.
"Enough with this lovely dove atmosphere. Let's go to our new home Shizune." Tsunade said.
"One more thing," I said as I become tense serious. Tsunade also nodded and sat down. "I want to ask you one very important thing," I said increasing the suspense. "Lady Tsunade, how did you grow your boobs this big?" I asked.
Silence.
"HAH!"
"I know you were flat-chested in your childhood. Even in your younger days, your breasts were not this big. As a fellow medic-nin, I am curious about your method of increasing the size of boobs. In Konoha, women asked some methods since most of them have flat chests." I asked. Unknown to me, many arrows of guilt pierce two other girls.
"Do you wanna say that these are fake? Brat these babies are 100% real and authentic." Tsunade said jiggling her boobs with one hand and red face since she was drunk.
"Then I am going to grab them and fondle them… for research purpose," I said as my hands approached her boobs.
"Go on!" Tsunade said.
But before I could do anything, Rin pinched my waist and I saw her flustered face. I laughed and then bid my farewell to get away using Flying Thunder God. That was my first meeting with legendary sannin.
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