Azeroth in the World of the Marvel Universe

Moving my hand grasping for water I realised that my hands had grown smaller, even my arm had shortened. My whole body felt unusual. It didn't feel like a 30 year old body. It felt like the body of a young child. Fuck ! What had happened here ? Where is this place ?

Wait, I remember now, the last thing I was doing was playing World of Warcraft game, killing the fool that had decided to attack me. Mua ! Ha ! Ha ! That fool, didn't he know that no one attacks Dawn, that was the name of my character, I called my character the Dawn of Azeroth.

I was a computer programmer in my previous life. Wait if I said I was a computer programmer in my previous life, doesn't that mean I am dead ? Hmm, the last thing I remember was getting electrocuted when my drink spilled on my own illegally upgraded computer. Yeah ! I am kind of a cheater here. I upgraded my computer above the standard of any computer and I also hacked the main server of World of Warcraft. Yeah ! I am a bastard ! So what of it ? Didn't the ancient book Sun Tzu's Art of War said to win by any means fair or foul ? It didn't ?! Well that doesn't matter now does it, I am dead now. You have to give me a little leeway.

Wait if I am dead, what am I doing in this young body ? It seems to be Caucasian, this young body. As I walked with my still immature body to the mirror, I noticed my blue eyes and blonde hair.

Hey ! Not bad for a reincarnation ! I look pretty cute. Hmm, there seems to be a diary here and the name of the diary here is Joshua Parker. Oh ! We have a winner here, this diary contains the muddled up thoughts of this 8 year old boy. Not that I am complaining mind you, with this diary I should be able to assimilate into the Parker family a lot easier.

Well as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, when I died I was playing World of Warcraft my favourite game. When I played the game World of Warcraft, I really played the game. I cheated where I could in the game which was everywhere. I first found that the characters I created in the World of Warcraft was extremely weak, an arrow here, a magic blast here and Dawn of Azeroth was dead. The fact that the other players killing my character laughing at my character's death was not the reason I cheated in the game. No, no it has nothing to do with pride or getting back at the bastards that laughed at me. As I was saying before in Sun Tzu's Art of War if you don't cheat in war you are an idiot ! Wait ! The book didn't say that ? Never mind , stop interrupting a dead man's thoughts here.

At first everyone killed my character easily, then I hacked World of Warcraft for some extra spicy upgrade to Dawn of Azeroth, and the character became the planet Azeroth a Titan. When those puny players tried to kill Dawn of Azeroth the next time they were shocked. I think a lot of people complained but so what ? It's just a bug, a bug in the system that my character became a Titan. Then the players got smart, these players started using void energy to kill Dawn of Azeroth. Fuck ! How did they do that ? I thought I was the only cheater here. Long story short, I soon found a way to counteract those morons oops players. I hacked oops entered the system again and changed my character again. As the planet Azeroth the Titan, he had successful used the three ancient gods trapped on Azeroth to connect to the void. Azeroth the unstoppable Titan was able to conquer the void and become its master. Yes, I changed the story in the World of Warcraft game system. So what ?! Azeroth the Titan was now the Void and the Void was Azeroth the Titan.

The next time those idiots oops players attacked me with void energy, boy were they shocked. I was now immune to all normal attacks and Void energy. Hey, I was Azeroth as well as the Void, try killing that idiots oops players. Soon I wiped out those morons oops players. This didn't go down too well with the players until the players found out they could kill my character Dawn of Azeroth with light powers from the Naru or Fel energy from the Demons. Well that wasn't going to sit well with me. I went back to hacking oops entering the World of Warcraft system again. Basically this time anywhere there is a planet of Azeroth appearing, that universe and its powers would be controlled by Azeroth the god Titan sooner or later. Yes, I changed the story again. This time there was a planet Azeroth in the void as well a planet Azeroth in the World of Warcraft universe. Wherever there was an Azeroth planet, I could control that universe. I could also create a planet Azeroth in any universe that did not have a planet Azeroth.

Well soon those morons oops players found out nothing could kill my character Dawn of Azeroth. I think there was a lot of complains until there was an announcement from the World of Warcraft that Dawn of Azeroth was a bug and that they would fix it soon. Ha ! That didn't happen though and I had plenty of fun killing off these morons oops players as they tried to kill my character which was invincible.

Now getting back to the present, let's see if I have a cheat here.

"System !", I shouted out in my childish voice.

Oh ! A computer screen and keyboard in light appeared before my eyes like a 3D hologram. Wait isn't this my old computer before I died ? Hey the game is set off. Let's switch it on. As I clicked the switch I felt an enormous amount of power and information rushing into my body and mind. It was unbelievable the universe seem to open before me. Before I could settle down, the door to my room was pushed opened by a young blonde haired lady. Yes this lady was my mother, Jasmine Parker. As to how I know this let's just say I created a planet Azeroth in this universe as well.

"Joshua Parker ! Why did you shout ? Are you alright ? Do you miss mommy ? Do you want some Captain America snacks ?", Jasmine Parker asked with wide eyes looking at her son Joshua Parker. Clearly my mom could not see the 3D hologram projection of my computer, it seems my computer had become part of me after my death.

"Mom ! I was just playing.", Joshua Parker said in a childish voice.

"Alright don't play too long, Dad will be back soon. Come here give mom a kiss.", Jasmine Parker said as she wrestled me to the ground and planted a kiss on my head. I will deny this forever, I was not wrestled down and kissed by this woman ! And yes, this is the Marvel universe here where Captain America exists. To be more precise it was 2004 in the Marvel Universe before the start of Iron Man ! Ladies and gentlemen, we have four more years to go before the Marvel Universe officially kicks off. Before then I will conquer the Marvel Universe ! Mua ! Ha ! Ha !