Birth! The Sage of the Six Bowls?!

John Adams was a 18 year old orphan. He loved anime, specifically Naruto. However, reading the arc after the Pain Arc, he hated Naruto Shippuden. He completely dropped it. "They gave Naruto bullcrap power just because he's some kid's reincarnation! They pulled that out of their butts. If it wasn't for Kurama, Naruto would be dead by the end of the Pain Arc! They should've capped him at Sage Mode and buffed it up a bit more, like Kaioken, instead of ignoring it after the Pain arc!" John was frustrated. So many plot holes in Naruto Shippuden! John wished he could fix it. "Hiruzen literally stays quiet about Naruto because of 'enemies'. Konoha could definitely still protect Naruto! Kakashi was a peerless genius, yet somehow he doesn't have anymore jutsu other than the ones he's copied! Sasuke used Chidori better in a few years than Kakashi, who had it his entire childhood, puberty and adulthood! So stupid!" While John was jumping around angrily, his hot coffee hit his keyboard and started a spark which exploded the computer.

John was at a place completely pitch black like the void. John was scared. 'Where am I?' John was confused. A light happened, and a old man appeared. The man had hunched over shoulders and was pale skinned with a smooth wrinkle free face, a cane, and emerald eyes. "Young man, I am God. During my anger of Neji dying for Hinata and Naruto, I created a mini calamity, leading to your computer exploding. Luckily it didn't hurt anyone else." John was frozen in place. He was dead? "I'll reincarnate you with 3 wishes." John was excited. He could change everything. 'No more HinaNaru! I'll be taking Mei, Anko and Temari too!' John thought to himself before finishing his wish ideas. "I ask for a randomized talent, a village creation token that lets me make a ninja village, and 3 clan creation tokens." God was a bit surprised. The boy wasn't very spooked by dying. "Why aren't you freaked out?" God asked. John frowned for a second before replying. "Well, I'm a orphan anyway. My parents probably didn't care about me, and even then, they were probably some poor teens who made what they thought was a mistake. I won't let that get me down though. I have a second chance. A exciting life. A new world!" God smiled softly. 'The boy was right about his parents, but now he's happy he's got a new chance without thinking about those horrid parents.' "Good luck, child. May the force be with you." 'Did he just say a Star Wars reference?' Before John could say anything, a light blinded him.

John awoke in another pitch black place, but instead of it being cold, it was warm and comforting. 'Must be the OOOWOOOHH!' A vaccuum-like force shoved John out. Light stained John's vision, and it hurt. It was cold, and John was shivering, wanting back into his mom's womb. Everybody in the hospital room looked at the baby anxiously, until a orange haired beauty grabbed John. "Hi, baby. I'm your mom. Name's Akiha Miryoku. Look at your little brother Ayame. His name is Sage Ichiraku." 'What?!' John, now Sage, was frozen in place once again. 'Ichiraku is their clan name? I made some changes from existing, huh? But so what? I don't care anymore, cuz I'm a Ichiraku now.' Sage cooed, making everybody's anxious breath be released.