Blowing Everyone’s Mind Away

"Hey, asshole!" Helian Tulong cut in before Luo Puti could give Chen Xiaobei her answer. "What the hell do you think you're doing? You're proposing to Princess Puti with some stupid ring?! Do we look dead to you?"

Feng Chongwu chimed in, "Yeah! We brought her a One-star Earth-God Instrument! Your ring cannot even compare to our gifts!"

"Motherf*cker! Put that rubbish ring away and get out of our sight!" Yun Changxiao hissed. "Even if the princess accepts your proposal, the emperor will not! You want to bring home a wife without bringing any gifts? Stop daydreaming, idiot!"

"Please… Calm down…" Luo Qiongcang stepped in. "That ring looks very familiar. I think I might have seen it somewhere before…"

"Pfft! It's garbage, that's what it is! This shithead can't probably afford anything that looks like anything!" Helian Tulong snapped.