Quite A Huge Blow

'Ding… Congratulations on crafting success.'

'Ding… Congratulations on crafting out Special Item.'

'Ding… Lin Brand's Soap.'

'Effects: If one were to bend over and pick up the soap after it drops on the floor, they would receive a back attack from someone of the same sex.'

'Warning: It has a high wounding power and should only be used with caution. Number of usages: 3.'

"I'll f*ck your mother! Why are you always crafting all these nonsensical items?" Lin Fan was stunned. He was a bloody Saint Immortal powerful being at the very least right now! Anything else aside, just that strength alone would put him as one of the powerhouses of the entire Endless Mainland! And yet, he was still crafting out stuff like this! Was the System trying to do him in?

What should he do when he faced an enemy in the future? Throw the soap at them? That image might actually be rather pretty. High! The System must be high right now!