Gloating

"Everyone knows Andy Reid is a prototypical pass-first coach. His offensive schemes always prioritize passing, with the running game merely serving as a tool to establish favorable conditions for the aerial attack."

"Even during the Jamaal Charles era, this approach never changed."

"But."

"Because of last week's exceptional rushing performance, Reid uncharacteristically altered his strategy today, emphasizing the ground game to avoid Philadelphia's excellent pass defense. The result? A direct counter from Pederson."

"In the first half, the Kansas City Chiefs ran the ball 19 times, but their rushing efficiency was underwhelming, managing only 73 total yards."

"That, right there, is the key."

Flushed with excitement, Blair Butt was in his element.

Across from him, Josh Lawson looked like he wanted to speak but hesitated.

Sir, was your math teacher also the gym teacher?

Eighteen passes, nineteen rushes—that's called balanced offense in football. It's what every coach dreams of achieving: unpredictability and flexibility in their play-calling.

Moreover, an average of 3.84 yards per carry isn't stellar, but it isn't disastrous either.

The real issue in Kansas City's first half wasn't the rushing stats; it was the execution in key moments:

A missed 51-yard field goal by the special teams.A fumble by running back Kareem Hunt, leading to a turnover.

These moments squandered opportunities and kept Kansas City from building a more comfortable lead, despite dominating possession.

Yet, in Butt's narrative, the blame fell squarely on the running backs.

Quite the spin job.

Still, Lawson held his tongue.

Not because he was incapable of a rebuttal, but because Philadelphia's run defense had indeed been formidable.

Here, it's worth introducing a concept: the Legion of Boom.

Between 2012 and 2015, the Seattle Seahawks' defense earned this fearsome nickname. At their peak, the Legion of Boom was nothing short of legendary.

In the 2013 Super Bowl, the Seahawks faced Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos, whose offense had shattered records that season. Manning's "Omaha-powered" unit was hailed as the greatest offense in NFL history.

The result? A 43-8 dismantling, with Seattle's defense completely overwhelming Manning and making Denver's high-powered offense look pedestrian.

The Legion of Boom's success stemmed from two pillars:

Big, physical cornerbacks who dominated short passing routes.Elite safeties capable of covering vast areas of the field, compensating for any gaps and anchoring the defense.

The scheme demanded a combination of individual brilliance and team cohesion—a standard so high that even Seattle couldn't replicate it in later years.

Naturally, Doug Pederson's Eagles weren't on that level.

But for one half, Pederson's defense showed shades of the Legion of Boom, stifling Kansas City's offense.

Because of this, Butt's analysis wasn't entirely baseless.

Lawson believed Reid's balanced approach was a direct response to the Eagles' relentless pressure. By distributing plays between the pass and run, Reid sought to keep Philadelphia's defense honest. However, Reid's game plan lacked clarity, leaving Kansas City's offense looking scattered and ineffective.

For Lawson, the takeaway was that neither team had taken control.

But for Butt? It was all about the running backs.

Grinning ear to ear, Butt pressed on, delighted by the sound of his own voice.

"In the first half, the Eagles' defensive front put on a playoff-caliber performance. Defensive ends Brandon Graham and rookie Derek Barnett, alongside defensive tackle Fletcher Cox, were outstanding."

"Focused. Tough. Relentless."

"The Eagles clearly studied the Chiefs' game tape from last week. They knew Kansas City's running backs rely on open lanes and edge rushes for explosive plays. So Pederson made three key adjustments:

No blitzing. The Eagles didn't pressure Alex Smith, allowing him time to throw but clogging short passing lanes with linebackers.

Edge containment. The defensive line stayed disciplined, shutting down outside rushing attempts.

Big cornerbacks. Rasul Douglas and Jalen Mills—both around 200 pounds and 6 feet tall—mimicked the Legion of Boom by matching up physically against running backs and tight ends."

"Pederson's tactics worked brilliantly. Kansas City's running game was neutralized, and without that support, Smith was left to fend for himself."

Butt paused for dramatic effect, soaking in the moment.

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Lance still has a lot to prove."

His smirk grew wider.

"So far, Lance has been completely overwhelmed by Philadelphia's steel-curtain defense. He's been a non-factor—reduced to mediocrity."

"As much as I'd love to see him succeed, we have to face facts: He's struggling to adapt."

Sure, Blair. Sure.

To anyone who'd just tuned in, it might've sounded like the Chiefs were being blown out. But the scoreboard told a different story:

6-3, Kansas City.

Yes, the Chiefs were leading.

Even if it was by a mere field goal, a lead is a lead.

And yet, the studio atmosphere felt like a funeral.

Or rather, it felt like a funeral with one particularly drunk relative:

Blair Butt, delighting in his own ramblings, seemingly unaware of how absurd he looked.

Let him have his fun.

Lawson watched quietly as Butt continued his tirade, wondering how much worse this would get.

The longer the second half lasted, the sweeter it would be when reality came crashing down on Butt's smug expression.

Because if there's one thing Lawson knew, it was that Lance had always thrived under pressure.

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