Zephyr vs Namu?!?!!?

Zephyr was looking at a guy, who pointed at himself, "It's me! Yamcha! You don't remember?!" Zephyr looked at him blankly, "Who?" Goku laughed, "I didn't recognize him at first! He got a haircut!" 

Zephyr: ??????

Yamcha said "The guy you fell on!" Zephyr punched his palm, "OH! It's you. You're still alive?" Yamcha shouted in disbelief, "I NEVER DIED!"

A man with shades walked over, "Alright! Is everyone here?! We'll be doing a lottery…" The games were quickly set and the matches were like this…

[No. 1- Krillin vs Bacterian]

[No. 2- Jackie Chun vs Yamcha]

[No. 3- Namu vs Zephyr]

[No. 4- Goku vs Giran]

Zephyr rubbed his chin, seemingly remembering throwing a pretty lady out of the ring… Was that Ran Fan? He didn't remember, mainly because she was so weak… He sighed to himself.

It wasn't long before Krillin and Bacterian were set to fight!

Zephyr and Goku were hanging off the wall, watching as Krillin got crushed by smell alone! Goku was stunned, "How is he losing?!" Zephyr replied, "He must be imagining the smell." as he pinched his own nose.

Goku shouted "Krillin! You're only imagining the smell! You don't have a nose!" Krillin jumped up, dumbfounded, "YOU'RE RIGHT!" Zephyr was speechless, "You forgot you didn't have a nose?!"

Krillin made short work of Bacterian, winning his match. Zephyr smacked him, "You forgot you didn't have a nose?! How does that happen!? I said it twice and I still don't believe it!" Krillin held his head, "I'm sorry! I forgot!" Goku burst out laughing as they went back to the waiting area.

Next match started right away!

Yamcha stood across an old man named Jackie Chun. Krillin hummed, "He looks familiar… Strange." Zephyr nearly tripped, it's clearly Roshi, right?! But maybe he would be fooled too if he didn't know…

The fight started and Yamcha attacked Jackie Chun with a flurry of punches and kicks, however Jackie Chun dodged them all seemingly without effort! Yamcha was dumbfounded!

Jackie Chun looked at him and said "You appear to have lots of battle experience with real battles, but there are still a lot of unnecessary movements in your attacks." Yamcha was stunned and grit his teeth, "W-What?! Listen, old man! If you're gonna underestimate me, then let me show you the power of Wolf Fang Fist!"

He attacked but Jackie Chun jumped out of the way like a ghost, landing on the stage before flashing next to Yamcha, "I'll give you a soft wind as a present." before waving his hand.

Yamcha was swept off his feet and flew out of the ring!

The Shades man shouted "And Jackie Chun is the victor! He won the fight without even soiling his hands!" Jackie Chun walked back and Goku cheered, "Zephyr! You're next!" Zephyr waved his arms, "Okay! I'm ready!" Krillin waved his hands as Zephyr walked out to the stage.

Jackie Chun looked at Namu and paused before seeing into his memories…

Zephyr was standing on the stage, looking around before finding Launch, who cheered happily. Zephyr swallowed and turned around, clenching a fist, whispering, "You have to win! Come on…"

Namu walked out and made a pose.

Zephyr looked at him and held his hips, not actually knowing how to fight… You just punch and kick… right?

Namu charged at him as the Announcer shouted "START!" Zephyr was startled, looking at Namu, who rushed over, punching out. Zephyr turned to the side and dodged him blankly. Namu was stunned and Zephyr jumped back as Namu jumped at him, kicking out.

Zephyr tilted his head as Namu threw over a flurry of punches. He tilted his head and dodged them all before shooting his knee up and knocking Namu in the stomach, making him drop.

Zephyr was stunned and Namu passed out!

The Announcer shouted "And that's it! Zephyr has won in a single move!" Zephyr scratched his head, walking back to the waiting room, Krillin gave him a thumbs up, "Awesome! You're Haki is really good!" Zephyr sighed, "Not that great, Goku's is better than mine."

Krillin's lips twitched, "Well, it's Goku… don't be too upset." Zephyr slumped, "But I want to win!" Krillin was speechless and Goku's fight came next.

Krillin went to find him, finding him asleep, he dragged him back and Goku started fighting Giran.

After some tricks, Goku defeated him, waving his tail in happiness, "Hehe~!"

Zephyr sat on some rubble, watching the events pass. This part of Dragon Ball was a bit slow, mainly because nobody could really fight Goku or Krillin until Old Piccolo came out… But then again, those three silly guys were sent to the moon, how could they let Piccolo out of the rice cooker?

Zephyr naturally wasn't worried about this part of the story, moreso about the Saiyans and Frieza… It would be nice to come to a world without crazy things, or somewhere easy…

Of course he was satisfied with coming to this world, although he was wondering what he should do. If he really wanted to marry Launch, then he would need some kind of capital, right?

Can't just live in Roshi's house forever!

He sighed and rubbed his forehead as Roshi and Krillin fought on the stage.

Unless he was sick, he wouldn't open up a Martial Arts Gym…

Farm?

Zephyr scratched his head, crossed over to Dragon Ball and became a farmer? Why did that sound so sad… Plus, the technology of this world exploded. If it was something like Naruto, maybe he would have an avenue to make money through technology, but here… 

Even a dog can build a mech in a matter of seconds!

What was he supposed to create?

Ultron? Oops! There's already Dr Gero's androids.

Zephyr scratched his head furiously, ahhh!

Is making money really so hard?!

The most important thing is that Zephyr's brain wasn't too sharp. Of course, he couldn't think of many things.

Mostly robots and martial arts…

No wonder all these guys in stories married Bulma directly. She was already rich, what else was there to say? Just train hard after that…

As he was thinking, Roshi beat Krillin and the next fight was up.