"Mr Potter, as a Hogwarts students you still represent the school when you're outside of the castle" Dumbledore reminded him "your behaviour could give people a different expression of Hogwarts that most people wouldn't give. We don't want you misrepresenting the student and staff of Hogwarts"
"Says the eccentric old man who wears bright purple and has a beard that is taller than most first year students" A silence fell between the three.
"Touché" Dumbledore eventually replied
"Sirius" Harry turned to Sirius "I'm off now, got to get back to school and all, I'll write to you later"
"Okay" Sirius pulled him into a one armed hug "love ya kiddo"
"You too Padfoot" Harry said just before he let go and walked off
"Now Sirius" Dumbledore said once Harry had left "I was wondering if I could talk to you about using your old house as the headquarters for the order"
...
Harry arrived in the school hall, he had just entered when Daphne ran up to him.
"So Harry? How'd it go?" She asked, Harry responded by pulling her into a deep kiss "that well huh?" She said after the kiss had finished.
Harry smiled and lead her to her seat, he sat next to Rose with Daphne on the opposite side of him. Rose gave greeted him with a small hug, Harry responded by planting a kiss on her forehead.
"Is he alright?" Rose asked
"Yeah, I'll tell you two about it later" Harry replied
"Why later?" Daphne asked
"Because a trio of idiots are approaching" Harry stood up, and turned to see the golden trio in front of him "can I help you boys plus one?"
"Yeah, what the bloody hell did you do to Scabbers?!" Ron demanded
"The fuck is a Scabbers?" Harry asked with a confused expression
"Language! Both of you" Hermione interrupted Ron's response "and he means that rat"
"Oh, that rat was actually an animagus, that's a person who can turn into a specific animal. Like how McGonagall can turn into a cat, anyway, handed him over to the DMLE then they proved that it was actually Peter Pettigrew. They asked a few more questions and did some tests and all that crap and now Sirius Black had been proclaimed innocent. All thanks to a loving godson and the sexiest Slytherin alive, that's me by the way"
"Oh please, you're not even that good looking" Adrian replied
"Says the redheaded twat with baby fat" Harry responded "look at you, you planning to give birth or what?"
"Shut up!"
"Anyway, the size of your stomach is not important, there's something much more important that we need to focus on"
"And what's that?"
"The fact that your friend over here" Harry gestured to Ron "shared a room with Peter Pettigrew for the last few years. Tell me Ron, did you let him sleep on your bed?" Ron paled slightly "judging by the look on your face, I think you've just realised that you've shared a bed with a fat, ugly, balding man with big teeth who's old enough to be your father. Have fun thinking about that when you go to sleep tonight"
"How did you know that Scabbers was Peter Pettigrew?" Hermione asked, not looking at Ron who looked like he was ready to puke
"Now, now, a magician never reveals his secrets" Harry said as he gave her a fake smile "besides, I'd like to tell you but I always obey the magician's best rule"
"And what's that?"
"Always be the smartest person in the room" Harry smirked at her reddening face, the implication that he was smarter than her did not go unnoticed
"Look, just tell us!" Adrian demanded
"Or what?" Harry challenged, Adrian reached for his wand "I'd think twice about that, in case you forgot I was the one training you three and the only spell that you sorry sods can do decently is a disarming spell. Even if you manage to hit me, by some miracle, I am still the guy able to beat you three without any magic."
"What is going on here?" Snape walked up to them
"He's threatening me sir" Harry immediately said
"I was not!" Adrian shouted
"He was about to draw his wand on Harry sir" Daphne said
"Really?" Snape looked at Adrian as if he was the most stupidest thing he had ever seen "you were about to draw your wand on the two time Japanese war duel winner and the person who Dumbledore himself tried to get to train you? It's clear to me that your brother must have taken all the good traits from your parents but even your father was smart enough to never do that at his worse moment. Twenty points from Gryffindor and a weeks detention"
"You can't do that!" Ron said
"You as well" Snape said
"But sir" Hermione spoke
"Ah look, three Gryffindor in detention, how lovely." Snape said before he turned and walked away
"Nice guy, that Snape" Harry smiled and sat down "now run along little lions, the Gryffindor table is at the other end of the hall. Off you go"
"You're a prat!" Adrian growled
"You're a twat"
"Jerk"
"Git"
"Stupid"
"Stupid idiot"
"Slimy snake"
"Boy-who-stinks"
"Jackass"
"You stupidass dumbass"
"Bighead"
"Cabbage head"
"Unimportant nobody"
"Clot pole"
"You freak"
"Boy-who-smells"
"You're pissing me off"
"Likewise, I'd slap you but that'd be animal abuse plus I could catch something and I don't really fancy a trip to Pomfrey just because you haven't mastered the art of personal hygiene"
"You think you're so smart!"
"I think I'm not you and that's a blessing if ever I've seen one" Harry replied "I couldn't imagine being that ugly"
"I'm not ugly!"
"Yeah, well unlike me you don't have a girlfriend to confirm that fact. You look like that one person a girl would be left with because all of her friends took the good looking ones"
"I'm way better looking than you!"
"The only way you'd be better looking than me is if I got severely scared by a fire and tattooed the rest of my face, even then I reckon it's still a close choice."
"Listen, I…"
"Look" Harry interrupted "I'm a bit busy, can I make fun of you later?" Adrian growled and the golden trio stormed off.
"Hmm, never a dull day in Hogwarts" Daphne commented as she started eating
"Too true dear" Harry agreed.
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