Brother and Sister

Patrick shrugged nonchalantly and Jeanne growled as she started to roll the porn magazines together so that she could use it and smack Patrick on the head! This idiot deserves a good beating for always hiding things from her.

Patrick realized what his sister was about to do and he immediately shouted while moving behind Mark to hide.

"Hey! Do you want to fucking kill me!?!"

"I won't hit you hard!"

"Even the smallest hit from you will kill me! I'm a normal human, you crazy bitch!"

"Don't call me a bitch! I'm your elder sister! Show some respect!"

"I'll do that when you stop searching my damn room for porn! I told you not to look under my bed anymore!"

"How else am I supposed to find out anything about you!? It's not like you'll tell me anything anyway!"

"Uh… How about we all calm down."