How Open-Minded Can You Be?!

"Calm down, Camila...You don't need to go to such extents since I obviously know that you're simply joking and know that I'll never get serious over such silly things, so you really don't have to worry so much." I said to reassure her since she was so unnecessarily anxious about what she said, which wasn't strange since we had just started our relationship and were still at a stage where it was normal for her to always think that something could go wrong since she treasured it so much and didn't want to lose it for some dumb reason.

I then said with a smile on my face while thinking about my mother's voluptuous figure, 

"And calling me mother a pig isn't that far off from the truth since she's got a lot of fatty meat all in the right places that I just can't help but want to take a bite out of."