Chapter 594: Man and Woman

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"Hello..."

The voice was sweet and pleasant to the ears. Miku felt the same and, compared to her deep male voice, she preferred this voice a thousand times over. And why wouldn't she? It was her own voice...

"Excuse me, am I speaking with Izayoi Miku?"

"..."

Miku's mouth was open, but she didn't speak. Her mind was still processing all the information...

"Hello? Is anyone there?"

"Who are you?!"

"...!?"

Miku's voice was so loud that the person on the other end of the phone almost fell from the shock...

"Who are you?! Why is your voice the same as mine?! Are you the cause of all this?! What are you doing with my body?! Give it back!!"

Miku didn't stop and continued talking non-stop until her mouth went dry and he stopped, panting...

"May I speak?..."

The sweet voice sounded again, this time with a tone of regret, as if not expecting such a strong reprimand...

"Who are you?"

Having vented all her complaints and resentment, Miku spoke calmly this time, though a bit hoarsely.

"I'll introduce myself. My name is Yuki Uchiha, and like you, I'm also a victim. Since your voice is the same as mine, it's possible that we've switched bodies."

"What?!"

Miku didn't understand, but 'Yuki' continued...

"I think it's inconvenient to say this, but it's necessary given our situation. I think we should talk in person. Can you come to your house?"

"...."

Miku blinked. It took her a few seconds to process the information before she ran towards the door...

"I'm on my way!"

Miku's response was immediate. She left without stopping. She couldn't wait to see the person presumed to have her body. In her haste, she made a mistake as she had just woken up and was still half-naked...

"Ah! Pervert!"

As she ran down the hallway towards the elevator, several high school girls and housewives were also coming out of their rooms. Noticing a half-naked man running towards them, the high school girls reacted favorably, as it was uncommon to see a guy with such a well-maintained body. Those robust and well-defined muscles were a feast for the eyes. Meanwhile, the housewives hurried to embrace their children and screamed, as a dangerous man was approaching...

"?!"

This was Miku's first day in a man's body, and it was a total disaster...

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Tenguu City, Izayoi Miku's residence...

Miku, like any family, kept her house well-organized. It was quite large, the size of a mansion.

The doorbell rang, and a beautiful, curvy figure stood up from her seat...

"Late..."

Yuki knew how far his house was and knew it shouldn't take more than 30 minutes on foot to get to this mansion. However, more than an hour had passed, and this 'girl' Miku had yet to arrive. Yuki was starting to worry...

Fortunately, she arrived before he went to look for her...

"Welcome..."

"Give it back!! Give me back my body!"

Yuki opened the door, and before he could finish speaking, someone grabbed his shoulders tightly and began to shake him...

"Wait..."

"Thief! Ruffian! Give me back my body!"

Yuki was getting dizzy. Izayoi Miku's body was weak, and even though he received the power of a spirit, he was still physically weak in this body. Not to mention that his body was quite athletic and strong, Miku's tight grip on his shoulders caused pain. Though he tried to speak and calm this girl, Miku wouldn't listen. She was trying to get this person who stole her body to leave...

"Give it back!"

"Stop!"

"Ah?!"

Yuki had had enough, so he activated his spiritual power and let out a strong voice capable of knocking Miku away.

Gabriel, as a spirit controlling sound, had shockwaves powerful enough to easily knock her down...

Miku hadn't expected that attack. She stood up in disbelief and stared at her body, which still possessed the power of a spirit.

"You..."

Fortunately for Miku, Yuki's body was quite strong, so she had no trouble getting up...

"Sorry about that, but you weren't listening. Are you okay?"

Walking towards Miku, Yuki extended his hand in support. However, Miku didn't take his hand. She was more interested in the fact that Yuki used her powers, meaning her powers still existed and were now in his body.

"Hick... Hick..."

This realization hit her hard, and she couldn't help but shed tears...

"Eh~"

Yuki was at a loss. Seeing his own body shed tears was the most shocking event he had seen so far.

"Are you okay?"

After a few minutes, Miku managed to calm down and this time stared at her body, or rather, her former body...

"Hmph..."

She pouted in disgust. After all, her always elegant and beautiful body was poorly dressed in baggy pants and a loose shirt, nothing feminine. Her hair wasn't even combed.

"What a lack of delicacy in personal grooming. You're terrible."

Miku knew that if her original body wasn't beautiful, she wouldn't bother abusing the man supposedly in her body...

"Same to you. You look like a bum..."

Miku's reproach didn't affect Yuki in the slightest, as she treated his body even worse. Her clothes were torn, and she looked like she had just come out of the trash. Yuki felt sad about this.

"..."

Miku stayed silent. The situation was the same for both of them; they knew nothing about a man's/woman's daily life.

And since it wasn't their body, they didn't even care.

"Enough! Give me back my body!"

"I already told you, I don't know what's going on. I just woke up in this body..."

Yuki, after waking up, went through almost the same thing as Miku. However, instead of nearly committing suicide, he calmed down, investigated who owned this body, and called her phone number. Luckily, Miku answered.

"Uuuhh, what am I going to do? I don't want to stay like this, not in this disgusting man's body..."

Miku made a face of disgust, and her eyes seemed to brighten again...

"That was very rude. I'm not disgusting..."

"You're a man. That alone makes you a dirty existence, worse than a cockroach. I feel dirty just being with you..."

Yuki's expression was stiff. Miku insulted him for being a man, yet he tried to stay calm.

"Even if you say that, I'm quite attractive, you know? I have many girlfriends!"

"Girlfriends? Liar."

"I'm not lying."

"Is that so? As expected of a dirty man. What kind of vulgar and ugly women would have eyes for you?"

"Vulgar?! Ugly? They're prettier than you! You're the ugly one."

"What?!"

Their conversation wasn't getting anywhere, and they argued again over trivialities.

It was obvious both had outstanding appearances, but because Miku hated men, she couldn't see Yuki's beauty...

"This isn't getting us anywhere..."

"Yes, you're right..."

Sighing, they both lowered their heads until Miku suddenly stood up and walked away without saying a word...

"Where are you going?"

"This is my house... I'll go wherever I want!"

Yuki said nothing, as this unreasonable girl was right. He could only watch as her figure disappeared little by little, and seeing the direction she was heading, Yuki shook his head...

"Ahhhhh!!! A snake!!"

Then Miku's scream came from the bathroom, her loud voice leaving Yuki speechless. He shrugged and walked over...

Miku, who had never seen a man's naked body, trembled with fear and screamed upon seeing a man's lower part. Her face turned pale, as it seemed like a snake about to bite her...

Yuki arrived at that moment and sighed in resignation. Miku was jumping in fear and asking for help. He had gone through the same thing, as his urge to go to the bathroom had woken him. When he pulled down his pants, he saw that his little friend had disappeared, sending him into shock, and two enormous melons blocked his vision...

At that moment, it was official that both had seen each other's embarrassment.

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TN: I am pretty sure there might be some mistakes with their pronouns even tho I corrected most of them.. 

Also wtf was this chapter lmao i was dying laughing