Is this supposed to be normal?

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"Dont talk about that Shadow thief" Tomura was gritting his teeth angrily, he put more pressure on my neck

"A-Alright calm down" I pretended to act at least a bit scared, if Tomura knew he was no match for me right now he wouldn't be here. I could technically kill him right now, but that would put AFO's focus and I don't want to come home to find my family missing.

"Not so brave are you now? keke?" And it seems my decoy worked perfectly as Tomura started relaxing, he was too easy to manipulate... Which is probably why he's what he is now...

"Rimuru~ remember, after I'm done with the heroes, ill come after you and ill-"

"Hey, I'm back... who's that?" Tomura snapped his eyes onto the uninvited place, his fingers twitched seeing another UA student. He went quite for a few seconds before standing up and going to leave

"Him? just a friend of mine! haven't seen him in a while" I scratched the back of my head while sweat ran down my forehead, Tomura wasn't scary. But Jiro could torture me for eternity

"A friend? You? Who are you and what did you do with Rimuru" Jiro's eyes narrowed as she stared at the antisocial asshole with skepticism, her eyes then went to the hoodie-wearing stranger that was already a distance away

"Oh come on! I can't have friends now? Women and their jealousy" I muttered the last part under my breath, hoping Tomura didn't turn around and make Jiro fit into an urn.

"I don't care if you have friends, but this guy is definitely a creep. Are you sure you aren't being groomed? Femboys are one of the most searched por-"

"Woah woah woah, how did you find that out?" My eyes narrowed into the size of a needle, I stared at Jiro with surprise... Was she a... pervert?

"Don't you remember? you told me that one time" Jiro looked up as if trying to remember

************----- "Stop right there, no flashbacks" I raised my hand up while waving away the imaginary memory clouds, I can't have my dignity destroyed by a curious search result...

"Anyway, that guy was 100% a creep. If he's actually your friend (Which I highly doubt) I recommend you report him to the police this instant" Jiro seemed adamant about me cutting contact with Tomura-san.

"Tsk yes Mom" I rolled my eyes, which then landed on the bag in her hands.

'Great another bag to carry... wait is what's inside what I think it is....' Putting 2 and 2 together, There was 100% Lingire inside that bag. I felt my ears turn red as I forced myself to focus on the problem at hand, Jiro was the problem.

"Alrighty take this bag, don't worry about what's inside" Jiro subtly winked while handing me the bag, but my mind was busy acquiring nirvana.

'Empty thoughts'

'Empty thoughts'

'Empty thoughts'

'Empty thots' dammit

"Don't worry I already know what's inside," I held onto a poker face, my teen hormones not letting this opportunity go, A man can only have no horny thoughts for so long.

"Anyway let's go back to the meeting place, we've got only--- like 3 minutes... we gotta hurry!" Jiro looked at her watch before entering a panic, she started walking faster. Unfortunately, when I tried to keep up with her speed the bags I was carrying swung into my shins.

"Wait for me please- ouch- wai- ouch" I kept speed walking after Jiro. What bystanders might see this as is 'Damn, That girl brought that guy(?) for shopping... Stay strong.' Many of the men felt his pain, the bro-code was working at its best

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In the middle of the first floor of the mall, the class regrouped, many of them holding bags of the things they bought, Clothes, jewelry, Toys, consoles, games, Chuniyubuu items... and the list goes on.

"Glad everyone made it back" Momo clapped her hands, which were now adorned with gold-diamond bracelets, the price? who knows... shes a rich kid.

"Can we go home already..." I muttered under my breath while sitting on a bench, the bags I was carrying were surrounding me like a bunker. Tokoyami who was seated next to me (3 meters away cuz of the bags) was staring at some of the bags contents before saying

"Women...."

"What did you buy anyway, Fumi?" I looked at the pure black bag he was carrying, and the very conspicuous dark gray sword on his back, However Inseated of Tokoyami's usual serious reply, a shadow cast over his face

"Fumi?"

"I bought relics of the abyss, A sword adorned with the powers of the void. Armor branded with the runes of Shagathoth" Tokoyami clenched his hands as 'magic' wrapped around them

"Ah... sure..." Remind me not to talk to him when he does that....

"Sorry for being late" A walking pile of bags arrived in the middle of the group, Uraraka was standing next to it. By the visible green hair, I can tell Midoriya just experienced 'Shopping' A chill ran down my spine

As Midoriya put the bags down we both made eye contact, seeing as both of us were buried in bags we nodded at each other. Brocode does it again...

"Midoriya-kun I would never imagine you for someone who arrives late" Iida walked up to Midoriya and gave him a slap

"We have provided you a time to return, yet you decide to ignore it entirely and arrive whenever you want! Shame!" Iida put a hand on his chest as he began talking about pride and nobility or something... Rich folks are confusing

"Calm down Iida-kun! I'm sure Midoriya didn't intentionally arrive late!" Mina ruffled Midoriya's hair, Mina's hair seemed to have changed, her usually messy hair was now tied in a braid, and Kirishima was also sporting a different haircut with his spikey hair now pointed towards the back like a certain blue hedgehog.

"BAKUGO! you were late and didn't even alert us!" Iida was now in front of Bakugo, who was now wearing a different outfit.

"Why should I alert you? what are you, The time police?" Bakugo clicked his tongue

.........

"Rimuru! I have a new idea" Jiro was spinning around as we walked back home, she was particularly annoying right now

"Let's get you a haircut!".... Dear god... how could she

"Not happening" I flatly refused, there's no arguing. My hair is majestic and I won't cut it. ever

"Come onnnn. Your hair is almost reaching your knees and everyone is getting a new hairstyle! Even Hagakure-san got one!" Jiro begged while tugging at my shirt.

"Why would Hagakure get a haircut? She's invisible" 

"Tsk tsk, don't you know the disadvantages of having long hair during combat?" Suddenly Tokoyami butted in, his new sword now in a sheath he bought. still cringe nonetheless

"What would you do if someone pulled on your hair?" Tokoyami pointed at my hair as it swung around in the wind

"Preferably moan?" 

"Nonono" Tokoyami pinched the bridge of his nose, suddenly behind him Jiro sneaked up and whispered into his ears, both of them looked at me before chuckling

'Oi are they scheming?'

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"Welcome back from your short break, now before we get into everything. Let's talk about the final exam" Aizawa looked at class 1-A, and he noticed some changes in them after the final exams

Hearing Aizawa's words everyone reached the edge of their seats as they listened attentively, Seeing that everyone was listening Aizawa looked at certain students before saying

"Only 4 failed the practical exams while everyone scored well during the written one" A small celebration took place among the students.. well except those who knew they failed

"Sato, Kirishima, Ashido, Kaminari. The four of you failed, which means that...." Their expression looked crestfallen, They had hoped to join the summer mountain resort together with the rest of the class.

"You won't be excluded from the summer trip, the mountain resort is where you will train your quirks, how could I stop you from training?" Aizawa smiled cheekily

"YAY!!!" The four jumped out of their seats while celebrating, Mina and Denki were hugging as they created a new celebratory dance.

"Of course, because you failed. You will be excluded from some of the activities and take classes instead" Their happiness was snapped in half by Aizawa's words

"Anyway, that's all. dismissed" Aizawa crawled back into his sleeping bag, completely forgetting that he still had to teach homeroom...

.........

"Looks like Sleepy-Magee gave us a free period" I raised my thumbs as I resumed the music playing in my earphones, slacking is my favorite pass time after all

"A right... Rimuru I've been meaning to ask but... what happened to your hair?" Yaomomo immediately noticed the change in Rimuru's hair because she sat right behind him!

"*Sniff**Sniff* It was taken from me... against my will!" I massaged my now much shorter hair, it now only reached my middle back, It was also slightly curled at the tips. Of course, its silky smoothness was still there

"Pfft hahaha!" Jiro couldn't stop herself from laughing remembering the scene last night, Rimuru tied to a chair as a barber cut his hair. His screams for mercy were hilarious. She kept some of his cut hair.. for... 'certain purposes'... Shush.

"Ah, it was just your hair! no need to worry" Yaomomo tried to console Rimuru who was on the verge of tears

"JUST my hair?!? If someone took your t*ts would you be happy?" Rimuru was in fact, worried.

*Bonk* 

"Don't talk about a lady's package while she is still in the room" Tokoyami slapped Rimuru's head, Unfortunatly it had the exact opposite effect as Rimuru finally cried! His blue hair and teary eyes reminded him of a certain useless goddess

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"Alright get off the bus in an orderly fashion" Iida guided us out of the bus as we stared at the mountainous horizon, lush green trees littering all around. With a wave 'ooo's' and 'ahhh's' the entire class was staring off a cliff. but they were interrupted by Aizawa as he climbed out of a car

"Alright we can watch the horizon another time, I hope you kept your luggage inside the bus, he stared at another car that just arrived at the parking space.

"Rock on with these sparkling gazes!"

"We've come to lend a paw and help!!!"

"Coming out of nowhere..."

"Stingingly cute and catlike!"

"Wild, Wild Pussycats!!!"

Like a sailor moon transformation, 4 cat-dressed individuals climbed out of the car while singing, now standing in a pose. 3 women and one muscular man.

"Thanks for inviting us to teach Eraserhead" The red-dressed cat-woman thanked Aizawa, her name was Maladay. With short dark red hair and a business-like expression, she gave Aizawa a handshake.

"No its alright, You allowed us to use this resort" Aizawa replied while smiling, he couldn't wait for the Wild-Wild-PussyCats to tortu- ahem I mean educate the students

"So... These are the students?" Just like a hawk.. no a cat, a dressed blonde looked at the class, her particularly youthful look made some blush

"Kekeke, how cute~ I don't mind tasting one of them" The blonde, named Pixie-Bob licked her lips while staring at the students, particularly she stared at Miodriya, Shoto, Bakugo, and Rimuru as they were the most promising students

"Back off Pixie-Bob, they are underage" She approached the nearest student before staring him straight in the eyes

"Hello there Rimuru-Chan~ would you like to have some fun with me~" She stuck out her tongue but her eyes never left his 'girly' face

"Arent you like... 31 or something?" But his remark made veins throb in her forehead, she let go of him before exclaiming

"I am 18 at heart deary! I'm still ripe for the picking hehe~"

'if you're 18 at heart then I'm 38 at heart' Rimuru muttered inwardly as he remembered he's technically older than her... doesn't stop him from being childish unfortunately...

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