Notes on Tom

Shout out to the blog, Who is Tom Bombadil?


Who is Tom Bombadil? Don't ask me, all I know is that if you look into Bill Russell3, the Lord of the Rings will stare back for they are two of the same kind.


"Kindly take back that blasphemy," you demand and so I do.

"Done with all the heresy?"

"No," I say, "Just made a decision is all. Just decided to go solo like Let Me Solo Her.2 Legend of Elden Ring just like Godfrey8.  I'm no god, keep the dog. No one's dawg so I'll be taking Frey whether you bark about it or not. Translate Frey and you get Lord. Decision illuminated, let's talk about one of its greatest enigma.

Tom Bombadil is the name, just call him Old Tom. I do and of the many things said about Tom (they are many), one of them is that he is the spirit of music. No fact, it's an opinion. Not to me, it's an OP-in-ion. Overpowered in atom, Old Tom's the matter in the anti matter that makes Anti Matter matter. Good old Anti Matter, born and bred in '03, has all MCs but all aren't Mighty Conquistadors. One is a mere character and all know which Old Tom is.

No katanas (like Let me Solo her) for Old Tom, he all words. They cut deeper and like he did not say, "his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster."6That quoted, all is not a win for Old Tom though, for when he wore the One Ring, he failed to pull the disappearing act, call him a two timer. Twice he saved the hobbits then he vanished from appearances altogether just like another who saved a supervillain from mediocrity in excellence.

Anti Matter9 and Deep Fried Frenz 5was when the saving was done. Two features so fantastic, beyond fantastic that the Mr who rapped them could only be called Fantastik after. Give him a blue coat too, his origins are certified Old Tom mystery-us.

Tomfoolery aside, Old Tom in the age of rap is Mr Fantastik, full stop

Okay, maybe not full stop since he's already in the space between the exclamation and the mark AKA sea of stars but only for those who believe that the galaxy is an ! If you do, mark the following words well; No Old Tom in the Lord (Lord of the rings) movies so he sailed the stars for the Lighthouse 4just for the experience. All black and white, Old Tom gonna make it yellow like his boots. Boot-camp, he arrived third. Thomasin 1and Thomas 7beat him to it. Thom-a-sin without any is Thom-as who is as nothing like Tom. Or everything. Definitely not a mere character, Tom is no mc. Or even MC. No Mighty Conquistador or Moctezuma Crowned this Tom, he's a god MC. He is fantastik. Mr Fantastik.