The Big Joke

Galan returned to Olvia and she held his arm happily, saying "Fleet Admiral, can we go have some desserts? Maybe kiss a little bit?" Galan was about to nod when he paused and said "You're something else! HAHAHAHAHA!" Olvia squinted her eyes happily and giggled, leaning on his arm, "So yeah?" Galan laughed and said "No! HAHAHAH!"

However, they went to eat some desserts anyway.

While they were there, they met a little dwarf guy named Leo. He said that he was a pirate and Galan put a handcuff on his body. Leo was so shocked he said "What?! I can't bewieve this!" Galan was stunned and retorted "You just said you were a pirate!"

Leo said angrily "I am! Why did you handcuff me!?" although the handcuff didn't inhibit him in any way. It was around his stomach because he was so small, and it was just a regular one…

Galan was dumbfounded, not knowing what to say back, only saying "What do you mean?!" Olvia covered her mouth and held her stomach, bursting into a fit of laughter, leaning over as she teared up.

Her laughter was really cute, but Galan didn't have time to think about that, he was looking at Leo with extreme confusion, asking "I'm the Fleet Admiral and you're a pirate. And you're mad I arrested you?" Leo pointed at him while eating as he shouted "You'we a bad guy! Damn! I twusted you with my piwate status! And you betwayed me!"

Galan shouted "I'M A MARINE!" Leo snorted "I knew that people wewe not twustwowthy! Only Luffyland can be twusted!" Galan was getting a headache and Olvia unlocked the cuffs, saying "I'm sorry, Leo." Leo changed 180 degrees in an instant "Oh, you'we so nice. I'm sowwy for calling you bad guys."

Olvia held him in her palm, tickling him happily as Leo laughed "Ah! You AWE bad guys! Ah! Help!" Olvia laughed happily as Galan was still confused, how did this make any sense…

Rebbeca ran over and froze, "Leo!" before coming over quickly, picking him up, saying "Oh my god, I thought you were taken!" Olvia scooted next to Rebecca, saying "he's so cute, are they from Dressrosa?" Rebecca looked at her in shock, "You know of Dressrosa?!"

Galan was stunned and shouted "WE'RE MARINES! MARINES!" while Olvia laughed happily…

IM took their Observation Haki away and frowned, maybe they were really overreacting? How could this idiot be such a snake…

Galan and Olvia continued walking around the Castle, not doing anything in particular, treating this like a vacation as Galan told Olvia excitedly that he would be a King in the future! He was seemingly very excited about this and Olvia made various ambiguous comments like 'Can I be Queen?' 'How many Royal children should we have?' 'How about just me and you in the Royal bedroom forever?' 'I love you, do you love me back?'

Galan ignored every single one! Laughing instead that he was going to be a king, clearly floating in happiness about the future. As Galan was 'daydreaming about royalty', Olvia was planning the 16th child's retirement plan.

The people listening were dumbfounded and black lines appeared on their foreheads, what kind of Fleet Admiral was this!? He was a complete retard!

The Levely continued and the Warlord System was abolished!

Galan was called to the 5 Elders again, they told him to return to Marineford and hunt down the 7 Warlords. Galan saluted and said seriously, "I will send my best Marines on this mission, Sir! Wait for my good news!" as he left quickly, grabbing Olvia and dragging her along.

The duo hopped on a ship and started sailing away from Mariejois.

A week later

Galan got a call from the 5 Elders, telling him that the Revolutionary Army attacked Mariejois and declared war. Galan was shocked and said "I'll return immediately! I shouldn't have left, Sir! This is my fault!" They replied that it wasn't his fault as they had ordered him to leave, they also ordered him to continue and capture the Former Warlords as they had things under control in Mariejois.

Galan didn't refuse and said "I understand!" as they hung up on him.

Galan frowned slightly as the snail went silent. This was strange. Dragon declared war, already? He was supposed to wait until Galan got back to Marineford…

The 5 Elders were sitting around and frowned, "Send him back so quickly was jumping the gun. The Revolutionary Army only escaped because he wasn't here. Otherwise this would've been a good opportunity to display strength."

Another one saying with a frown, "We all agreed to this beforehand. How could we have possibly known? The more pressing issue is…" he held a bounty poster in his hands of a boy laughing with flaming white hair.

They all frowned with frustrated looks.

Galan called Dragon and said "What are you doing." Dragon frowned and said "We have big problems. I can't get a hold of Sabo. Hopefully he calls back in a few days… I'll call you as soon as he gets into contact. Sabo went against the plan, I'm sure he has his reasons."

Galan frowned and replied "We have plans for a reason, they're not recommendations. This is spiraling out of control fast, Dragon. Soon it will explode." Dragon sighed and said seriously "I hope it;s not in our faces."

Galan looked up at the sun and replied "We better hope not… Otherwise this ending may be a bad outcome." he turned back to the snail and continued "Anyway, I'm returning to Marineford in a few days to hunt down the Warlords. You tell Mihawk to prepare early. Moria is missing. Doflamingo is dead. Law is with Luffy… I can only mitigate damage, not erase it."

Dragon was silent for a few moments before saying "I see. Alright, I'll get in contact with Mihawk. Luffy should be fine in the New World. The only thing I'm worried about is Vegapunk's side. Also, Shakuyaku was given the news and rushed to Amazon Lily with Rayleigh. She's off the grid at the moment. We'll need to rely on other Intel sources for the time being."

Galan nodded and said "Okay." Olvia looked at him while laying in the sun, exposing herself, he continued "I will try and contact Rayleigh. However I think… Something may be driving this incident… I hope Sabo didn't start this finale too early."

Another snail rang and Galan said "Don't speak." Dragon fell silent as Galan answered "Yes." A voice said "Boss… You're not gonna believe this." Galan frowned and replied "Spit it out, Bolin."

Bolin licked his lips and looked at the destruction on Onigashima, "Kaido and Linlin- Dead!" Galan and Dragon froze, saying "What?!" Bolin swallowed "Straw Hat Luffy, Surgeon of Death Law, and Captain Kidd killed them! We also cooperated with Drake and killed the CP0 agents on Wano! All three just left the island and according to Ryuga… Straw Hat is heading for Egghead!"

Galan frowned and thought quickly "And Luffy-" Bolin said excitedly, "Boss! That's what I wanted to tell you! He- He- He's the Sun God!" Galan felt like his head was hit with a mountain, his brain buzzed as Dragon dropped the speaker, freezing in shock.

Olvia stiffened and stared at the snail with wide eyes, Galan seemed to be highly agitated and shouted "What the fuck are you saying, Bolin?! Speak clearly!" Bolin spoke fast, "Boss, he- Kaido killed him but then he came back to life! I've heard the stories! It- It was the same thing! He- I felt free and happy just looking at him! I don't even- I think even if our entire unit attacked to kill him, we would be destroyed!"

Galan calmed down quickly and let out a breath, touching his temple and rubbing the sweat from his fingers, "This is not good…" before pausing "Or maybe it is!" He changed his mind and said "Bolin, I want you to make sure Linlin and Kaido are dead. If they're still holding onto a single breath, wipe it out! Everyone of Kaido and Linlin's crew on Onigashima, kill them all."

Bolin asked in shock "We're doing it now?!" Galan grit his teeth and said "I can smell an opportunity coming! If it's what I think it is, then they will start panicking. When they made one slip up… We'll strike! No matter what happens from now on, listen to my orders very carefully, is that understood!?"

Bolin was shaking with excitement as he shouted "YES, BOSS!" before hanging up and running back to the Special Unit.

Galan said "Dragon, get your men ready. All of them. When I call you again…" Dragon felt his blood boiling as he replied "On it." before hanging up. Olvia looked at Galan for a moment before asking gently "Are you okay?" Galan's hands were shaking and he closed his eyes, "What Sun God… it's all speculation… It's a joke!"

She held his hands and touched her forehead with his, shushing him softly "It's okay… Shhhh… Just relax…" Galan calmed down as she nestled in his chest, "It's all going to be alright, don't worry about it… I'm here."

She sat on his lap and wrapped her arms around his chest, pressing her bare chest on his, humming softly. He held her waist and calmed down completely, getting agitated over such a thing will lead to mistakes… Mistakes were unacceptable at this moment.

Olvia kissed him gently, whispering "It's coming, the time you've been waiting for…" she rested her head on his shoulder, smiling tenderly "After that, we can relax in the sun." Galan's hands shook and he hugged her waist, replying softly "Mhm."

The Ship sailed to Marineford as a bomb detonated in the world from a single newspaper!

Everyone felt something spectacular was going to happen soon!

However, would the outcome be good or bad, nobody knew.