Fate created by God. Coincidence created by man. Part I

I feel like I have lost a lot of weight.

Of course, I slept for three days without receiving an I.V. saline! In fact, it is more surprising that I could live without drinking water for three days. Er... it might not be that I was given some improper water while I was sleeping, right?

Following my greeting to the beautiful lady, I ask the person next to me out of uncertainty. “Salsal... when I was sleeping, you didn't molest me, did you?” My body's still virginal, right? You didn't take advantage of me, did you?

“Are a couple of kisses counted?”

...W... What's the number for the police!?

Stepping away from the prince, I turn around to greet the holy sword once more. “Hello, Guinevere, no, I should call you Excalibur. I'd like to meet you..."

“You wanted to meet me, so you had to make up all of these stories!!”