A Perfect Night I [NSFW-ish]

"Hold on, there's some glass and spilled ink down here." I tell her as I carefully carry her over the mess on the floor before setting her down atop the workbench.

"I-I can get that…" Kasia offers with a fierce blush spreading across her cheeks, attempting to get down from the workbench.

"Don't worry, Kasia, it's no trouble." I reassure her as I begin cleaning up the mess, carefully using my move earth spell to gather the loose dirt from the floor's cracks to push the dirty papers, spilled ink, and shattered glass into a neat pile before placing it into a nearby wooden bucket.

With the mess cleared away, I take the scattered papers and do my best to wipe the ink off of one of the journals when Kasia exclaims in shock.

"No! Not that one!" Kasia exclaims, rushing off from the top of the workbench to snatch the book from my grasp before I can open it to check if any ink got on the pages.

"What's wrong?" I ask her, noticing the panic in her eyes.

"Um, nothing? This is… My journal? Why don't we work on those recruitment pamphlets? Hahaha…" Kasia explains hesitantly before laughing awkwardly while trying to hide the book behind her back.

"Alright? What are your thoughts on the recruitment pamphlets?" I ask, deciding to leave the matter of the journal for later.

"My thoughts? Haven't you planned anything out for recruiting new members?" "Kasia asks, the flush fading from her cheeks as she tilts her head in confusion.

"I mean, I got a few ideas, but I trust your judgment and want to know your thoughts on the subject." I tell her, trying to cover the fact I didn't think much beyond the ol' Uncle Sam 'I want you!' posters.

"Oh? Well, thank you…" Kasia says, beginning to twirl her hair nervously.

"And for the pamphlets… Let's see, we could talk about… Adventure, training opportunities, and… Wealth?" Kasia suggests after some serious thought.

"That's excellent! Just what I was thinking, I knew you get me." I compliment Kasia.

"It's nothing… But how should we talk about those three things?" Kasia asks as I have to think more on how to lure, cough, I mean recruit new members.

"Hmmm… Let's begin with, no prior experience is necessary, but could be a benefit towards sooner promotion. And the company will furnish arms, armor, and training in whatever skills they show an aptitude in, free of charge. And for money… They get to keep half of all rewards for jobs acquired through company sources, two-thirds of all scavenged loot, and/or the profit derived from them, plus… A percentage of the company's earnings will be distributed amongst all members at the end of the year." I say, pitching a few ideas I had mauled over previously.

"That sounds like some pretty good incentives, but how do we sell people on the adventure aspect of the company?" Kasia praises before questioning the last matter.

"Simple, we appeal to their wanderlust and sense of honor, write about defeating bandits, slaying dragons, exploring every corner of Skyrim, and helping their communities in times of great peril." I say, outlining the main selling points in my mind.

"Ooh, good idea! What about..." Kasia goes on with her own ideas on how to write up the recruitment pamphlets, and we talked for what felt like hours but was only about 40 minutes as I watched her beautifully pen the test pamphlets I planned to leave at the inns when we went to different towns.

"There, I think five pamphlets should be good for now, I need a break, be right back, Silvantus. I need to go… You know…" Kasia says with embarrassment as she rushes up the ladder I presume to head outside since we don't have indoor plumbing yet.

I should really work on that… And toilet paper, I'm tired of using leaves… Wait, is that Kasia's journal?

I stop my wandering train of thought as I notice the plain black leather notebook Kasia left behind in her haste to go to the bathroom.

"I shouldn't…" I tell myself as I notice my hand slowly creeping toward the book on the table.

"But… My curiosity is too strong!" I say, reaching toward it before my other hand grabs my hand, stopping it.

"I mustn't!" I shout desperately, wrestling to stop my hand.

"But she was so nervous about it! Surely a little peek won't hurt?" I rationalize with myself as my hand breaks free and opens the book to my horror…

I see… Tasteful nudes drawn of myself? But… They're wrong? That's the only way I can think of describing it.

The first few pages just show me shirtless, some flexing muscles, others staring dreamily off into the distance. The following few pages show me naked from the waist down; as for my penis, it is drawn a lot smaller than it should be, and it's shaped like a rounded metal bar, almost like a cylinder, and I have no balls.

Confused, I keep looking further into the book. It seems Kasia got frustrated with trying to draw my junk and started drawing pictures of her in her maid's outfit, with me standing behind her without clothes, wrapping my arms around her, occasionally showing scenes of me fondling her breasts and sticking my hands inside her blouse.

Someone must have told her about male anatomy, my guess is it was Sofia because the following few pages show my rod being slightly smoother but still disproportioned, and it looks like my testicles each have their own ball sack instead of being in the same one.

"Huh… Well, at least she's improving…" I mumble as I continue perusing her drawings.

I see a few more pages that show her trying to draw a fellatio scene, but she seems to get shaky, messing up the picture before scratching it out completely.

I come to the end of what she has drawn so far, I close the book and put it back where I found it before deciding to check the other books she had with her stack of supplies.

One is simply a journal that tracks what the camp needs and other essential future matters, but the last book? Though not exactly surprising, it turns out to be a copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid.