Back to the Princess

"So, I guess you will be headed back now?" Gina asked.

"Yeah, I kind of just abandoned the princess at the house." Joshua explained. "I need to check on her."

"I understand… Go back to your wife…" Gina said.

Joshua sighed. "You are not really okay with the whole situation, are you?" He asked. "I told you it was all out of my control."

"I know." Gina said. "And the person responsible for it has been justifiably punished."

"Speaking of that. How exactly will he have sex with a rock?"

"That's up to him." Gina replied. "Although I cannot think of a single way that doesn't involve pain. Can you imagine the first time he sees a nice big rock and just pulled his pants down and started trying to hump it. Oh, that would be a hilarious sight to see."

"I must say you do have a gift for torture." Joshua said. "I would hate to be on your bad side. Please do not give the princess any weird tortures when you meet her. She was against the whole thing."