A Girl and her Bruno (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

A/N: A Girl and her Bruno was a commissioned one shot originally written back in September of 2021. Posting it up here and now for people to enjoy!

Themes: Rough Sex, Solo Female, Sex Toys

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A hacking cough explodes from Buffy's lips as the vampire she's currently engage with manages to bury his fist in her diaphragm, lifting her partially off the ground and into the air. With a vicious and mocking laugh, the hulking vampire backhands her with his other hand, sending her careening away from him and into the nearest wall.

Whoever he'd been before he became a soulless blood-sucking monster from the pits of Hell, had been seriously ripped. The dude was jacked to the nines, and more than that, now had vampiric strength to back up his big, beefy status as well. He was definitely the biggest and toughest motherfucker that Buffy had been called to put down in quite a while.

As she slowly pushes herself up to her knees, still holding her wooden stake tightly in a one handed grip, the beefy vampire chuckles darkly.

"To think I would get the opportunity to put the great Buffy Summers herself into the ground. I'm going to enjoy defiling you before I fucking kill you, bitch. Hell, if you give up here and now and beg for it, I might just let you live as my little Slayer Pet."

Buffy grunts at that, scoffing as she wipes the smidge of blood leaking out of the side of her mouth away with the back of her free hand.

"Fat chance, asshole."

As she retorts, she also swings her arm around, the stake flipped around so that, if she connects, she'll drive the pointed end right into the bodybuilder vampire's chiseled torso. Only, before she can do so his hand lances out and catches her wrist, another laugh bursting from his lips as he squeezes hard enough that Buffy cries out and drops the stake entirely.

"THIS is the great Buffy Summers?! You're the oldest Slayer alive, and this is all the strength you can muster?! Bahaha!"

Yanking her up by that same wrist and slamming her into the wall, the vampire grabs Buffy by her throat with his other hand, making her choke as he leans in close, exulting in his seemingly unopposed victory, her kicks against his legs doing nothing as he breathes in her scent and even trails out his tongue to lick at her neck.

"Oooh, I'm going to enjoy this so fucking much…"

"C-Ca…Ca-"

"Hm? What was that?"

"C-Call an Ambulance…"

The vampire's eyebrows furrow in abject confusion.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"… But not for me!"

That's when her free hand comes up, clasping her back-up stake, Mister Pointy XIV, and slams it right into the hulking vampire's chiseled abs. The monstrous creature's beady eyes go wide for a moment as he looks between her and the stake in disbelief… before promptly turning into so much dust as he dies an ignominious death.

Buffy drops to the floor as his grip on her wrist and neck abates, panting as she makes a three point landing. Looking at the pile of dust right in front of her, the blonde Slayer smirks ever so slightly.

"I didn't survive this long by being the strongest, asshole. I survived this long by being the SMARTEST."

Of course, then she stands up and immediately winces as her ribs protest the too-sudden movement. That wince turns into a full-blown grimace as she plays back the events of the last couple minutes of the fight and shakes her head. Pulling her phone out of her back pocket, Buffy narrates the text message she composes to her sister Dawn Summers.

"Hey… Dawn… took care of the vampire down on Seventh and Sixteenth. Tried out that line you suggested… don't really think it landed too well."

With a nod, the blonde Slayer presses send. She gets a message back from Dawn almost immediately and can't help but roll her eyes at her baby sister's sheer… exuberance over text.

LOL! Wish I could have seen the look on his face!

Tucking her phone away into her back pocket, Buffy collects Mister Pointy XIII from where he'd fallen and slips both him and Mister Pointy XIV back into their respective places on her person. Always carry two stakes. That was like, Vampire Slaying 101. The kind of shit Buffy had learned back when she was a wet-behind-her-ears teenager and the only Slayer in all the world.

These days she was the head of an entire organization of Slayers, all a bunch of girls running around the world putting down bad guys and saving the day. This asshole might have thought he got closer than most, but Buffy had close calls all the time. Heck, she lived through sheer refuge in audacity at this point. Slayers were, by and large, only about as tough as your average vampire. And they were often smaller with shorter reach by sheer virtue of being all-female. You had to get tricky if you didn't want to get got.

Heading out of the warehouse, Buffy quickly makes her way home. That was the last vampire in the area she needed to deal with for the night, so the blonde makes her way back to her apartment to satisfy the two H's. The first H is for Hungry, and she quickly orders some delivery through one of those new apps on her phone, getting some of her favorite restaurant's food delivered to her door.

By the time she comes within sight of her apartment door, the food is already there waiting for her, just the way Buffy likes it. Hot, steaming, and as fresh as delivery can be, it tastes delicious once she gets it inside and grabs a fork from the utensil drawer. Woofing it down nice and fast, the blonde doesn't hesitate to eat every last bite.

Maybe once upon a time Buffy cared about such things as waistlines and 'watching her figure'. But that was one of the upsides to being a Slayer… you had a much greater metabolism. Of course, Buffy wished that someone had drilled that into her head way back in the day, because maybe she wouldn't have turned out so small if she'd been eating as much as she should have been eating when she was a teenager.

Admittedly, she was pretty sure Giles told her she needed more calories to deal with her heightened metabolism, but back then it had gone right in one ear and out the other. All Buffy of the time had heard was that her Watcher was trying to make her fat, and she wasn't having THAT.

Regardless, these days she ate what she wanted when she wanted and never saw a single ounce of weight gain for doing so. It was patently unfair, at least according to Dawn and Willow, but all things considered, Buffy wasn't going to not take advantage of one of the few benefits that came from being a Slayer.

Once she'd finished eating however, it was time to take care of the second H… Horny. For a moment, Buffy considers going on Tinder and seeing if she can find a quick booty call close enough to be over within a half hour, but in the end shakes her head, deciding that that was too long of a wait. Besides, why look for a shoddy product when she had a more than suitable alternative waiting for her in her bedroom?

"Bruno~ Mama needs some loving!"

Sauntering into her seemingly empty bedroom, the blonde Slayer goes down on her hands and knees by the side of the bed and pulls out a box, a fond smile spreading across her face as she flips it open and pulls out the toy within. Massive and monstrous in size and appearance, the thick purple vibrating dildo that Buffy had lovingly named Bruno all but glistens in the moonlight coming through the nearby bedroom window.

"Oh yeah baby, there you are…"

Dropping Bruno onto the bed for the time being, Buffy nonchalantly kicks the box back under the frame and then stands up, stripping down right then and there. Her shirt comes off first, followed by her bra and then her pants and panties. Only once she's completely naked does the blonde Slayer hop up onto the bed and curl her hand around her favorite sex toy.

Bruno fits lovingly into her palm, but Buffy knows better than to start with him. The massive dildo is absolutely absurd in size, and while she loves that fact, there's no denying that there's a certain… sequence of events to be observed before they can have some REAL fun together. Almost as if he were an actual lover, Buffy brings the tip of the massive purple phallus to her lips, spreading them open around the fake cockhead with a wanton moan as she lovingly begins to slobber and slurp all over Bruno's tip.

Meanwhile, her other hand descends down her tight, compact body to betwixt her toned thighs, her fingers playing across her slit. As her thumb rubs against her clit, Buffy pushes two digits right into her pussy, groaning around Bruno as she begins to finger herself. She's already partially aroused, but the beastly boy in her hand requires more lubrication than just 'partially'.

And so Buffy sets about making sure Bruno is well lubricated with her saliva and drool, while at the same time turning her dripping pussy into a clenching, squeezing, sopping wet mess. She moans wantonly before finally deciding she's done enough prep work and slowly slides Bruno's first few inches out of her mouth from where she'd been nearly face fucking herself with the toy.

"Mm, yes baby, mama's all ready for you now. C'mon Bruno, give it to me…"

Bringing the toy downwards, Buffy grabs hold of the big fat purple thing with both hands now, angling it towards her cunt lips which are partially agape with her arousal at this point. Biting her lower lip, the blonde Slayer slowly sinks the tip of the huge bulbous phallus into herself, easing it in and gasping and groaning as it begins to spread her lips wider and wider by the second.

"F-Fuck… s-so big… always s-so fucking big…"

Groaning, Buffy arches her back and humps her hips upwards, even as she uses some of her Slayer-enhanced physical strength to really pound herself with the toy. Bruno might have been big and beefy, but he was still just a dildo… in the end, it was under Buffy's own power that she got fucked by the big purple monster.

Still, it felt really, really good… it always did, getting plowed silly by the toy. Indeed, why would she want a guy and all of the emotions and feels that entailed, when she had Bruno to handle all of her sexual needs instead? One might say that Buffy Summers was something of a broken woman thanks to her past. Losing her virginity to a vampire and then having that vampire go soulless and evil on her, to say nothing of the relationships with others she had after the fact…

But Buffy honestly felt she was remarkably well adjusted in spite of all of her life's trials and tribulations. And best of all, Bruno wasn't ever going to tell her she needed to go to a therapist to talk about her feelings or anything like that.

"H-Harder… Harder!"

And harder it goes, the massive purple dildo sliding in and out of her slickened wet passage. By this point, she's got more than half of the huge toy inside of her and given Buffy's small body, that's saying a lot. Gurgling, the blonde trembles as she slowly slides one of her hands down the length of the toy to its flat bottom, her thumb quivering as it finds the one switch… and flicks it.

Immediately, Bruno comes to life, vibrating at the exact same setting it'd been on when she last turned it off. That being the MAXIMUM setting. Buffy's eyes widen and then promptly roll back in her head as the blonde Slayer cries out and cums right then and there, taking the vibrating dildo even deeper into her climaxing cunt as a result and moaning up a storm.

Flipping over onto her front, Buffy goes face down, ass up, mostly so that she can bite down on her pillow as she drives the vibrating sex toy up inside of her again and again. Her toned ass jiggles ever so slightly and her puffy pussy lips clench down hard around the buzzing dildo, even as her whole body begins to develop a sheen of sweat from the physical exertion.

Buffy doesn't let up for even a second, fucking herself with Bruno as fast and as deep as she possibly can. Her cunt walls clench down around the toy in an exquisite fashion, and she loses track of just how many times Bruno manages to make her cum before the strength begins to leave her.

Eyes fluttering and almost closing from sheer exhaustion hours later, Buffy slowly withdraws Bruno's slickened phallic shape from her well-fucked, gushing pussy. Panting for breath, she slowly unlocks her jaw from where she was biting down hard on her pillow and lifts her head up a fraction of an inch.

Her knees give out from under her, and she ends up prone on her bed as she lays Bruno out right beside her and gives the huge purple sex toy a fond smile and an affectionate stroke of her hand.

"Good boy, Bruno. Good fucking boy…"

And then Buffy falls asleep, owing nothing to no one and having taken care of the two H's most satisfactorily. She'd do it all again tomorrow too… fighting the baddies, eating her favorite food, and fucking herself into oblivion. Some might take pity on her for such a life… but for the eldest Slayer, it was everything she could want and nothing more. No extra baggage, no complications… just the way she liked it.

She really did need to get some better banter though. Turning to Dawn for help with that just resulted in her getting bombarded with internet memes and the like. It wasn't that Buffy minded them, she actually found plenty of them quite funny too. It was just that none of the dark and broody beasties she had to put down appreciated them. Banter was a two way street, after all. If all of her one liners were flying right over the baddies' heads, then they weren't very good one liners in the first place…

But she'd figure that out another time. For now, it was time to sleep.

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