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A Royal Pain In The Texts

Autor: Crystal
Urbano
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Sinopse

"What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies? Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity... ""What are you hiding?"" ""An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)"" But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?"

Chapter 1Chapter 1. Daredevil

1:30AM

*I_poopedSophia*

GUYS!

GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN!

*Cereal_killerCaleb*

WTF?! What do you want at this hour of night?

*I_pooped*

Well, hello to you too, sunshine.

If you open your eyes just a little more, you will realise that technically it's a new day.

*Cereal_killer*

This better be good, Soph.

***Chloe_awesome_scottChloe***

What is it, Soph?

Are you okay?

*I_pooped*

No! I need you guys!

*Yes_you_suckMia*

Istg, if this is a joke; you are a dead meat, Sophia.

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

Are you okay though, Soph?

Is something wrong?

*I_ pooped*

Um...yeah, something is very wrong.

*Cereal_killer*

Spill. What is it?

*I_pooped*

I am bored.

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

...

*Yes_you_suck*

You can consider yourself dead.

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

You freaking woke me up in the middle of the night because you are bored?!

BEACH!

Why was I even worrying?

*Cereal_killer*

Wth is wrong with you Soph?

Did you forget to take your daily dose of sanity meds?

*I_pooped*

I can't sleep.

Please don't leave me alone guys. Please?

*Yes_you_suck*

You can't sleep because you slept through two classes of history and one class of physics today.

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

Wow

I am asking myself why I am still here.

*I_pooped*

Because you love me, Chloe

Please y'all, just for five minutes?

*Cereal_killer*

...

*Yes_you_suck*

...

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

...

*I_pooped*

Come on, you guys.

We can play something, maybe...

Just one round of truth and dare, please?

*Cereal_killer*

...

*Yes_you_suck*

...

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

...

Fine...

You are lucky that we love you.

*I_pooped*

Yay!

Chloe! You first.

Truth or dare?

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

Wtf?! Why me? You wanted to play so you should go first.

*Cereal_killer*

Come on, Chloe, do it, pick dare.

*Yes_you_suck*

Yes, Chloe! Pick dare.

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

Why the hell am I being bullied into picking dare?

*I_pooped*

Come on Chloe, you are our daredevil.

Do it. PLEASE.

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

...

Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*Cereal_killer*

Yasss!

I will give you the dare.

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

You better dare me to adopt a pet or else...

*Cereal_killer*

Oh, please. I have an even better dare.

So, basically, you just have to send a text.

*Yes_you_suck*

Omg, Cal, is this about that?

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

About what?

What text?

*Cereal_killer*

Oh, hush everyone. Let me complete.

So, here are the digits: !@#$%^&*

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

Who is this?

Don't tell me I have to profess my undying love to a random stranger.

*I_pooped*

Nah, that dare is getting kinda old.

*Cereal_killer*

Oh, you don't have to profess your love.

It's a simple text: "what are you hiding?"

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

Really?!

Well, here's your answer.

They are hiding your brain somewhere.

*Yes_you_suck*

Oh, come on, just do it, Chloe.

*I_pooped*

Yes, do it, if you want to keep your daredevil crown

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

This is blackmail.

You are all gumasses.

*Cereal_killer*

And, you are not?

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

No! I am awesome^

*Yes_you_suck*

Complete the dare and prove it, then.

***Chloe_awesome_scott***

Okay, fine, whatever...

It's not like I am obliged to reply to them if they say anything.

I took a deep breath and typed the number. I couldn't believe I was actually doing this! The sacrifices I made for my crown...

To: !@#$%^&*

What are you hiding?

There was no immediate reply of course. I was not expecting it either. After all, it was freaking 1:45 am in the morning!

The game of truth and dare continued for a few minutes after this and I eventually forgot all about the text...until I woke up after a few hours to a very horrifying reply from the number:

What am I hiding?

Well, isn't it obvious? An awesome body beneath these layers of clothing.

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