Worldly Disturbances

"Now, I think it's about time I punish this little peeping tom of ours. How dare he try to find me?" The Guardian muttered as his gaze shifted, breaking through the fabric of reality and landing on the spot where the so-called god was.

Making a grasping motion, he clenched his hand and gently released it before sighing and giving himself a pat on the back. "Haaa… I've really worked hard today, huh? Without praise, too. Ah~ The silent woes of the protector~"

He leaned back and closed his eyes. He snapped his fingers, creating an alarm clock-like device, and said, "Wake me up when something interesting happens."

QWACK! 

The device shouted before falling into his lap.

***

…boom!

Boom!

BOOM!

A series of explosions accelerated rapidly toward the God's hideout, causing his expression to change! "DAMMIT! Who's the bastard that attacked me?!"