Konoha Crush: Part I

As you know, plans are called plans because they are fancy imaginations that have yet to be executed and waiting to be foiled. Well, my plan to flee Konoha would've been perfect—my match was against Temari but because her opponent Dosu randomly died, she is to fight Pineapple who was my opponent; thus, I am the only one awaiting a partner, and since no one knows me, there is no need to put me in a fight for publicity until others fight first—if not for Hinata.

The girl came to me and fucking begged me to accompany her to watch Orange's battle. I had all the intention to leave, but because she scolded me for spitting bullshit when I revealed my dream of becoming a physician and opening a children's hospital, I had to stay. My own half-student fucking Byakuganed me. I shit my pants, she laughed and then blackmailed me to go.

And so I went. Long story short, Naruto won against ex-proclaimed genius (aka Hinata's White Eyed cousin). Then Sasuke pulled a no-show (Uchiha style). And then the face-painted puppeteer forfeited so Bug Boy won—fishy. Pineapple surrendered to Temari after like 10 minutes. Then Uchiha finally arrived (his dramatically late entrance) and Love Boy Gaara's excitement escalated from 0 to 100 in a Chidori's lifespan which resulted in the self-proclaimed heartless monster going totally berserk.

And then everyone fell asleep. No shit. I didn't because I was already asleep watching the couple's (Temari and Shikamaru's) fight. So when the dumbass Glasses cast a sleeping spell (more popularly known as the Temple of Nirvana Technique) on everyone, I experienced the opposite effect and woke up. Eden-like bliss my ass. At this rate, the only eden-like bliss I'll be getting is fleeing. Something big was definitely going to happen in Konoha and I'm still in it.

The whole fucking stadium was in total chaos. Everyone was asleep and for those who weren't, well, too bad, I wasn't going to help. But then, I realized that Hinata was out of sight. Shit. Why the fuck did I accept her as my student?

Then I spotted two Kumo spectators carrying a human—Hinata! I immediately jumped up from my seat and began running. She was really a pain.

Seeing the outnumbered defense shinobi and taking into account all that Konoha had done for me, I found it in my heart to do something before I fled out of this stadium and into some other land.

"Genjutsu release!" I looped the hand motions continuously as I passed the sleeping citizens and slowly one by one (those that could hear me), began waking slowly. They were all dazed and confused and panicked, but that wasn't my problem. I already did what I could to pay back what Kurenai taught me.

I ran after the Cloud kidnappers but was then distracted by this big purple barrier erected atop the roof of a building. I halted in awe, trying my best to not get too swept away—the Four Violet Flames Formation.

Shit. I really wanted to get a closer look, I've only ever heard this formation barrier from Zabuza. Just then, as if by fate, I found White Eyes Cousin Neji. Recognizing him by his hair, I reminisced about my own that I so easily cut off quite recently. Now I was sporting a short hairstyle with long side bangs, it's different, long and short hair that is. But that's not the point.

Grabbing him from his ponytail, I was almost greeted with a not-so gentle Gentle Fist before I caught it in time (thanks to training with baby Hyūga).

"Hinata kidnappers went that way!" I pointed in the direction I last saw them. "Get her back safely."

"What about you?" he questioned.

"I'll help with the chaos," I lied without blinking.

"It's up to you." He nodded in ascent and dashed away, leaving the village in faulty hands.

After removing myself from the crowds but before approaching too close to the purple flame barrier for other ninja to see me, I threw on a Anbu mask. Didn't want anyone recognizing me.

As I walked closer, I happened to see a ninja stupidly walk in and then get lit up by the flames intended to deter anyone from going in or out. We get those dumbshits ever so often. There's a reason why the other ninja are staying like five feet away from the purple thing, dumbass.

Out of the sympathy I had for him (who reminded me a bit of Naruto), I did my water release and lessened his suffering from burn injuries. I left the man to be tended by his ever so helpful squad mates.

Sneaking closer to the barrier, I could make out two people. One was the Hokage (whom I quite like) and the other was very familiar. But I confirmed that it was Pervorochi after seeing his Sound minions donning the same outfit.

Shit.