Aliens are Cute? (2)

"Did you track Peke's locati—"

"Hold it right there!"

The black-armoured knight with gorgeous silver hair was cut short as a petite green-haired girl snorted and glared at the group of 'human-looking' guests in front of a truck-sized spaceship.

The men in black suits and black shades looked at the green-haired girl and immediately spoke to the silver-haired leader of the group.

"Sir, that girl is really talking to us. Our spy devices have already been breached by a strange energy, shutting them off."

The blue-eyed leader looked at the floating girl with astonishment.

"You can see us?"

"You can actually speak our language?"

Tatsumaki frowned at the new discovery as the commander simply waved his hand.

"Natives like you cannot even begin to comprehend our technology. Begone, you mongrel, or you shall face the wrath of mighty—"

Crash

The men in black suits started to sweat as they immediately retreated away from their commander while their exploration ship was immediately crushed by a strange and overbearing pressure.

Dust flew as the commander's long hair whipped while his eyes widened in surprise by the outburst of energy behind his back.

His gaze turned serious as he looked at Tatsumaki without any of his previous contempt.

"You are an... Esper?"

He muttered and immediately took out the sword handle on his back. Even though the sword handle wasn't connected to any blade, the commander immediately grazed his finger through a mysterious pattern on the handle and a green coloured energy blade revealed itself.

It was a lightsaber!

"Oh..."

Tatsumaki spoke plainly and as her eyes slowly grew chilling due to these guests' annoying behaviour.

***

Gazing at the clothed Lala sitting on the opposite couch seriously, Rito spoke up once again.

"You are a daughter of a rich... inventor. And you were experimenting with your invention and your sudden appearance is related to that device?"

Rito pointed at the cell-phone like object and picked up the pink-coloured device. Looking at Lala with a strange gaze.

"You do understand that it is stereotypical to think that martial artists are idiots?"

"Eh? Aren't Martial Arts the road to sagehood? Why would martial artists be stupid?"

Lala looked confused and spoke with a curious tone.

"I get it. Haha, but I don't like sarcasm."

Rito snorted at her innocent expression as Lala's mood couldn't help but sour.

"Hey, I haven't even done you anything wrong! You were the one who sexually harassed me. You groped my bum and you even played with my tail. In my pl— from where I come from, you could've been jailed for a long time."

She huffed and crossed her hands while she gave Rito a sidelong glance, who felt anger burning through his body. He was innocent! She was the one who jumped in.

And how was he supposed to know that her tail is a sensitive spot?!

Standing up straight, he spoke coldly.

"Enough of this! I already told you, I ain't renting."

***

"Sir, we just found another report of alien activity right in the residential district of the city.

It is advised that all the citizens are quickly evacuated."

Aizawa stood up from his seat and barked at the cell-phone.

"I'll take care of it! Damnit, be sure to send some professionals from the Rescue Department!"

He immediately switched off his cellphone and ran out of his office as he dialled another number.

"Yes?"

"Tenya, quickly move to the residence area and search for any abnormal activity. It is an emergency."

Hearing the urgency of his voice, the man on the other side of the cell-phone froze for a moment before stuttering.

"Aizawa-sensei... is he—"

"No, he isn't! Lives are at stake, can you move it, damnit!!"

He cut the phone and immediately took off.

***

"Why are you so stuck up?! It's not like I am asking to buy your house. I'll leave this place in a few weeks!"

Lala stood up and asked with an indignant expression.

"Me? Stuck up? Try and think the situation from my position for a change."

His words finally silenced Lala as she pouted and sighed eventually.

Looking at Rito with a pleading expression, she finally spoke with a mild tone, finally requesting with sincerity.

"Please... I really need someone's help. Can't you help me, just this once."

She matched Rito's frowning gaze and still kept her puppy expression. But the honesty in her voice couldn't be denied.

"Let- let me talk to my father, then."

He sighed but the moment he looked up, his eyes widened and he immediately phased through his location, bypassing Lala, who showed a happy smile listening to Rito's considerate words.

Bang!

A crisp sound resounded in the living room as Rito's body flew back while Lala finally turned, looking at the scaled monstrosity standing behind her, its long fleshy tongue rolled out while her yellow sclera and red pupils stared right ar her astonished face.

"You—"

"Yes, it's me! Your goddamn fiance! Now move it! We are going back to your place. Stop acting so immature!"

A deep voice escaped the tall lizardman as Lala immediately shook her head.

"Never! I am not going to marry a person that I don't like and nobody can force me! Peke—"

"Oh, no you don't!"

The monster immediately clutched her hands and picked her body up, looking at her face viciously.

"Be a good girl or I might just consummate our 'soon to be' wedding, right here, right—"

Glchhhh

The scene changed too quickly once again as the Lizardman's voice was cut short with a strong chokehold by a thin figure when compared to the large monstrous body.

"Oi... what the hell is with this disgusting conversation. And don't feel smug that you could land a shot on me.

Fighting an opponent with almost 600 kgs on body... that is my arrogance... not yours!"

A cold whisper shook the monster's body as the muscles on Rito's arms bulged while he kept his hold, cutting the supply of air for the monster.

The monster's hands let go of Lala as they immediately gripped onto Rito's forearms, trying to dig its sharp nails into his wrist and tearing this chokehold apart but in her desperation, he found that his nails could barely leave a scratch on his arms.

"What's with those kitty paws? Are they supposed to hurt me?"

Rito snorted and immediately smashed his knee right into the protruding spine on the monster's back, breaking the backbone of the monster and messing his internal organs by the sheer force of his 'one-inch knee kick'.

"Aaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Despite the chokehold, a heart-wrenching and bone shivering scream escaped the monster's mouth as Rito finally let go of the monster, letting him fall on the ground with an ugly expression.

Touching his swollen cheek, Rito kicked the monster's chest once again while he looked at Lala with a fierce and 'not so forgiving' expression.

"Now, you owe me an explanation."

His eyes grew cold as he saw Lala reaching for that pink-coloured device and he immediately shot towards her.

"You think I won't hurt you just because you're a cutie? Sorry, sweetheart. You just messed with the wrong guy."

Just like the monster, Rito clutched her hand that held onto the pink device as she cried out in pain.

"You're hurting me!"

She shouted with tears forming in the corner of her eyes.

"Yeah, get used to it. If you don't give a proper explanation, there's gonna be a lot more of that."

Lala immediately pressed the button after hearing his words as they both immediately vanished from their location while their clothes fell on the ground.

"Not again..."

A monotone voice escaped from Lala's clothes as they quickly transformed into the white-headed Peke.

***

"Miss, did you hear or see any kind of strange activity?"

A bespectacled man asked politely but even then, the tone of urgency couldn't be hidden as the middle-aged woman frowned at his words.

"Um... no. But who are you?"

She asked out suspiciously as the man with dark-blue hair immediately nodded and took out his Hero Licence.

"Apologies for the inappropriate behaviour. I am Rank-4, A-Class Hero, Ingenium.

Can you please cooperate and spread the word to evacuate the nearby residences?"

He requested as the middle-aged woman immediately panicked.

"Mr. Ingenium, what is going on? Is it those villains or some kind of terrorist attack?"

She immediately held his arms as he replied helplessly.

"Miss, there is no such thing. Please calm down."

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

At this moment, an ear-piercing shriek shook the whole neighborhood as the middle-aged woman immediately hugged Tenya in fright.

"Miss, please let go!"

He tried to shake her off but the woman had quite a sturdy grip.

"Maam!"

He immediately shouted as the woman was stunned awake and let go of Tenya with an embarrassed expression.

"I am so sorry!"

She spoke while Tenya shook his head before the engine-like mutation on his calves roared to life and he immediately shot towards the source of the scream.

On the other hand, the woman smiled in a strange manner as the image of the woman quickly melted, revealing a blonde woman with her hair reaching the nape of her neck while her bangs were cut short in front of her forehead.

"Ah~ It's so much fun messing with Todo-chan's and Izu-chan's friends... hehe, old friends.

Nobody can take them away from me."

She spoke creepily as her eyes narrowed while a wide smile reached her ears.

***

"What? All bark and no bite?"

Tatsumaki snorted as she looked at the unconscious group while her senses suddenly flared. Her eyes were directed towards a specific location as a young couple suddenly appeared out of thin air... naked.

'What the hell?!'

She immediately panicked as even she couldn't control her emotions whole witnessing the scene of a wild and naked couple even after getting so powerful.