Why me!?

"Wake up!" My roommate shook me until i woke up with a groan, "Five more minutes!!" I said as I turned away from her. Hold up, where are my manners hehe...Im Logan, this lovely lady shaking me to death is Peach, my roommate who i love so dearly, she has already graduated college and is going to a university in a few days , while i already graduated, have a job that im currently late to. Peach grabbed my ear and yanked it, "Get up! or your dear 'ol boss will get mad and you'll be crying like a wussy because you dont have a job!!" I turned over and groaned, "fine fine...just get out the room and ill get changed..." i waved her of as i yawned and sat on the edge of the bed. she smacked me on the back of the head before leaving. "Now...what time is it..?" I flinch once i see that its 8:30! im currently 30 minutes late, i quickly put on my clothes and go to the bathroom to brush my teeth, "this is going to be an interesting day..." and that it was, but not in the way i expected...