Think Twice

When she returned her children had been playing in the front yard. She rushed to take pictures of the documents, just in case Dracula shredded them.

She calmly entered the house and showed him the papers. He was enraged when he saw them he was hoping that she forgot about that paperwork.

"This! This is what you needed time for! So you could get some stupid pieces of paper. Ha! What is this going to do to me!" He ranted on and on about how measly pieces of paper couldn't hurt him.

"You don't even know what they are. You haven't read them. Read them and then tell me they can't hurt you, your stupidity will have your life." she retorted.

Slowly and warily he took the documents. once he took them he read them, shocked to have read them, and that his wife had them, his grin was replaced with an open mouth.

"By the way, " she started to announce. "Think twice before you retaliate. I will always have the upper hand between the two of us. I have copies of every document we have both signed."