Raspberry

Marcus slowly left the window sill.

'I should avoid him...or her' he thought, 'He could. be dangerous.' But he decided against it.

That cliff. is secluded. You'd need years of experience to find it. So it marms that he goes there often. I could see him or her later and then talk to the person.'

*****

After the weekend was over, Marcus headed to school. The principal had made an announcement in the auditorioum.

"The fashion department has decided to hold a competition. Whoever comes to school tomorrow in the cutest out fit will be the winner."

"What does the winner get?" someone yelled out.

As the principal glared at the student, he said,

"The winner of the competiton gets one hundred thousand bucks and a crown. Also, three hundred honwork passes."

the entire school cheered.

"The competiton is only for males."

"..."

Suddenly, the girls all squealed, excited by the idea of seeing the boys in cute pink outfits with bows. All the men were staring at the girls as if they'd been possesed.

"Ahem." The principal coughed, but the girls still squealed.

"Ahem," he tried again.

"AHEM, AHEM." he said. The girls all quieted down.

"There is one more annoucement. I will accept bribes in the form of chocolate and money. Good day."