DX, you jerk

The moment he kept his phone back, he heard Kai Xin stirred in her sleep and murmured, "DX, you jerk..."

Frowning at the random accusation, he went over to her. Leaning down, he asked seductively, "Why am I a jerk?"

She opened her eyes suddenly and quickly reached out to pull him down.

Luckily, he had lightning quick reflex as braced himself on either side of her head to avoid bumping into her.

Staring up at his face that were mere inches from her with a goofy grin, she smirked, "Don't you know the rules? Thou should not stare at people while they sleep."

She pulled his collar down and stole a quick kiss.

He grinned and slipped his hand underneath her shirt. However, he stopped when he felt her chest binder.

Sighing, he tugged on the binder and said, "This thing is blocking my way..."

Kai Xin laughed. She pushed him away lightly and took off her shirt and the binder.

When he saw her breast hanging freely and the marks left by the binder, he growled, "Pity my poor little K and X, being bound like that."

She laughed so hard that she snorted rather inelegantly, "Don't name my breasts!"

With a hand massaging her breast, he leaned down to kiss her and whispered, "You can name 'it' if you want. It's about time for you to crown it."

When she heard him, she laughed out loud again, "I think 'it' crowned often enough."

Picking her up, he brought her to the bed and lightly tossed her down on it. He took the liberty to make a show of taking his shirt and belt off before climbing onto her slowly.

The predatory look in his eyes got her heart racing wildly.

As DX slowly unbuttoned her pants, he muttered, "I'd never get bored of this."

She glanced down at him and asked, "Bored of what?"

Grinning, he looked up and said, "Unwrapping you."

....

The two were going at it hot and heavy when a loud crash from outside alerted them.

Kai Xin asked worriedly as she pushed him away. Glancing at the door, she whispered, "Did you lock the door?"

DX froze. He heard the tiny footsteps that were running towards his room and quickly put his pants back on.

Grabbing the comforter that had fallen, he managed to cover them right before the door was slammed open.

Quinn was in tears as she jumped onto the bed without giving a thought to the scene she just crashed.

DX quickly buttoned his pants underneath the comforter before getting out of bed. Carrying the crying child out of the room, he asked,

"What's wrong?"

She cried and pointed at Jack who was limping towards them with his hands covering his crotch.

"Jack keeps trying to take my clothes off even though I told him I'm not interested..."

DX frowned as he noticed that there were tears on his son's face and that he was in swimming trunks.

In a high pitched voice, Jack said weakly, "That's not what it sounds like... I just wanted to take him swimming."

Quinn picked up a small decorative vase that was outside DX's room and threw it at Jack who managed to dodge aside.

When the vase hit the wall, it broke into hundreds little shards. As he watched the broken shards, DX frowned and thought, "Old Mo is going to have a heart attack."

The vase cost almost a million dollar and Old Mo had travelled to the other end of the world to convince the seller. It was a birthday present he got for DX for his 35th birthday.

Feeling a headache coming, DX warned Jack not to move around.

He maneuvered around the broken pieces, picked up his son, and took them down to the living room.

"Who the hell go swimming when there's a thunderstorm outside!" yelled Quinn as she squirmed around in DX's arms.

Jack scoffed, "Maybe not poor people like you! Ever heard of indoor swimming pool?"

Quinn turned to DX and pouted, "Godfather, are you not going to punish him for trying to take my clothes off?"

Before DX can say anything, they heard a voice asking, "What happened?"

The trio turned and saw Lyle walking down the stairs. He yawned before saying, "I heard noises."

Jack struggled down from his father's hold and ran up to his brother.

Pulling his pants open for Lyle to see, he asked, "Is it bruised? Do you think I might be disabled from that kid's attack? Should I be worried about it?"

Lyle glanced at it for a second before saying, "I think you should be more worried about your brain than your wee wee."

Kai Xin who came out at this point. To DX's disappointment, she was fully dressed in her male attire again.

Looking at the kids who were glaring at each other, she chuckled, "I think it's better to tell them the truth or this is going to happen again."

DX frowned as he glanced at her barefoot, "You shouldn't have come out. What if you stepped on the shards?"

"Your maids are quite efficient..." said Kai Xin as she walked towards him.

Nodding in relief, DX placed Quinn down on the floor before turning to his boys,

"This is getting out of hand. Jack, you cannot strip Quinn even if you meant well."

Jack folded his arms and pouted. He felt wronged as he complained, "Since he was upset earlier, I was just trying to cheer him up. What's wrong with that? We are both boys."

"That's the problem, Jack. Quinn..." said DX as he placed a hand on the mischievous kid's head, "...is a girl."

Jack's jaw dropped so wide that Kai Xin thought she could see his throat from where she was standing.

Even Lyle looked surprised at the revelation.

Jack shook his head. Exasperated, he stuttered, "N-no! H-how can that thing be a girl?"

When she heard him calling her a 'thing', Quinn wanted to charge at him but Kai Xin stopped her. So she puffed out her cheeks for a second before snapping,

"You are a thing! You are the ugliest thing in the world! I hate you!"