The Cliche System (3)

(What a cliche title!)

A soft mechanical voice sounded it. "Host has been born. Initializing system." A progress bar reaching from 0% to 100% then followed. Only ten seconds for it to load! How fast!

"Welcome host to The Cliche System." After finally being born Michael, now had even more problems to deal with! Now he had a system, truly a cliche world. Oh how funny! Cliche system, cliche world.

After finally being done with his inner monologue he tried activating the system! 'System!' He called out inside of his mind and low and behold there it was! The holy grail of all protagonists! A menu listing. Status. Skills. Shop. Cliches. Obviously the first choice was to choose the non normal option!

'Cliches.' He said inside of his mind and again you must behold the beauty of this new menu! The new menu listed some new options even! Supreme talent. Parents death. Attacked due to supreme to talent, WARNING: REQUIRES SUPREME TALENT. Sect destroyed. House robbed. Master being a very powerful being. The list continued on and on, and on. But finally there was something different! Some words and some numbers, whoa!

Bad cliches 0, Good cliches 3. I suppose this is the cliche system.

Little did I know I was completely wrong!