Genie

"Why?"

"Just wondering if I could help you make it happen."

"Are you a genie? Do I need to rub a lamp or something too? Why do you think you are capable of granting wishes for others?"

"Don't underestimate me, my last name is 'Su'," Su Yu said arrogantly.

He wasn't tooting his own horn. With his last name, he could do literally anything in C City.

"Would it kill you if you don't boast for one day?"

"You're the first one to say something like that. Come on, let's have it, what's your wish?"

"Can you print my photo on paper bills?"

"…"

"Can you hang a photo of me with Chairman Mao on Tiananmen Square?"

Su Yu was speechless. "…"

"Can you ask that soccer player, Aubameyang, to smile at me with all 8 teeth visible?"

"…"