C4: Meeting ‘Sashgee’, the Cute Tiger

*Ding*

[Initializing the custom-made 'Control Your Capabilties' plan for 'Administrator' Unnamed...]

[Teleporting host to an island...]

Ryu sees the scene change before him.

'Bye ruined dummy...!'

• (Unknown Island) {Year: 6} •

The self-proclaimed 'above-average handsome' young boy finds himself at the edge of the unknown island. He sees sea behind him, grass below him, edges of the island at both of his sides, and a huge red-striped tiger in front of him.

"..." The huge red-striped tiger stares at the newcomer in front of it. 'Who is this puny creature? It's standing on two legs... A human?'

"..." Outward, Ryu looks tranquil, however, inwardly, he's freaking out as he yells at the system in his mind. 'SYSTEM! WHAT THE F**K HAVE YOU DONE?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? IS THAT IT?!'

[Please start fighting the cute tiger in front of you.]

'Don't ignore me, damn it! Cute tiger?! What f**king cute tiger!?' Exasperated at his system, he inwardly cries.

"Hey, human. How did you get here?" The 'cute' tiger talks to the little human.

'Holy f**k, it spoke! System, it spoke!' The 'little' human inwardly shouts.

[...Maybe we should find another savag- cute animal that will attack you on sight.]

'What have I, your handsome host, done to you!' He yells.

The huge red-striped tiger starts to get annoyed. 'Did I use the wrong language? I'm sure the humans has only two language, one ancient and the commonly-used one...'

"E-erm, I-I got here by teleporting...?" Ryu finally gets the courage to talk to the tiger.

"Oh! So you do understand me! Couldn't you reply back quickly? For a few seconds, I had thought the great me had used the wrong language to speak to you little human." The tiger replies back. Inwardly, 'Heh, 'the great me.' Bawahahaha!'

Finally actually calm now, Ryu asks the tiger, "where am I at?"

"Well, you're on a island that's full of beasts. I, for one, have not seen a human on this island for awhile... Oh right, what's your name, little human?"

"Ryu-, wait" He stops suddenly, thinking of a better and cooler name to use for the future.

*Ding*

[Host has finally named himself. Setting name as 'Ryu-, wait'...]

'Wait, no! Just Ryu!' In panic, he yells his name to the system.

[Name has been set as 'Ryu'. I shall now call you Ryu from now on.]

"I bet you're thinking of a cooler name to use, right?" The tiger suddenly spoke. 'I would've done that too, if I were in his position... Wait, he doesn't know mine, so...'

"Y-yeah." Clearing his throat, he starts to speak, "so, my name's Ryu. What's yours?"

The tiger starts to think furiously, to the point the tiger starts to sweat. 'Sh*t, what should I call myself?!'

'Pfft! The tiger's sweating furiously! Is it actually that serious, telling others your name?' The handsome young man thinks.

The animal sees the littl- Ryu looking at itself weirdly, 'she' decides to use 'it'.

"Puny little human! You dare to try ask me, the great me! For my name!?" The tiger suddenly starts to get angry for no reason at the puny human.

[Puny human, how dare you.] The system speaks emotionlessly to its host.

'F**k you system! You never cared for me anyways!' Ryu sweats. "I-it's just a name, t-though?"

Looking like a sudden realization dawned on the tiger, it then spoke. "You're right. It's just a name. My name's Sashi"

The puny human sweatdrops. 'The damn tiger scared me and then suddenly acts as if nothing happened! Wait, a female tiger?'

"R-right. Nice to meet you Sashgee."

[*insert facepalm emoji*]

"H-huh?" Ryu sees 'Sashgee' looking angry again at him now. 'What the f**k did I do now?!'

'Woe is me! Calm down, Sashi, he just accidentally said it wrong.' The tiger tries to calmly tell him, "It's Sashi, not Sashgee, mister Ryu."

'You don't look calm with that face and teeth grinding itself!' Ryu inwardly thinks. "U-uh, Sashgee?"

*ROAR*

"It's SASHGEE- Ah!? I mean SASHI!" The hotheaded tiger roars at the puny little human in front of it.

'What the f**k!? I know it's 'Sashgee'! Why the f**k are you roaring at my face?!' Ryu started to get angrily annoyed now.

[Ah... how blissfully ignorant you are, my host... I shall await you at heaven, my dear, dear, host.] The system suddenly musically states to Ryu.