TheMouseLibrarian
A mouse.
of reading
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That's it, he's gone. His brain doesn't just have a hole, it's Swiss cheese. He made an onion out of that misunderstanding and ran with it.
Personally, I wouldn't want to go back to the imperial palace. Too many eyes, and double the amount of mouths. No way he can practice his holy necromancy in peace.
I know right, that beautiful misunderstanding drilled a hole in his head.