Daoist_librarian
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Daoist_librarian1dCommentedhe should have gone with the third death XD
You must be wondering why I hate that being, right? Well, it has been four years since I was reborn. The problem is that I was reborn in the middle of nowhere. I was in my birthday suit lying on a rock underwater. I was lucky that I could transmute the sea water into milk. That being said, "it was a parting gift". I could transmute matter into food. I was certain that being gave me that ability for the sole reason to decrease my chance of dying in under a minute.- Daoist_librarian2dCommented
am i the only one that questions how he thinks Skyrim is weak? compared to a real skyrim danmachi is weak. on Skyrim there are gods and daedric princes too. but they don't seal all of their power to run around the mortal realm. not only that alduin is a dragon capable of ending the world alone. he literally went to the world of the dead and was still being a menace and the only reason he lost was because of game mechanics and the literal guy/girl with a dragons soul having killed all the other dragons and acquired powerful equipment.
I didn't exactly remember all the numbers from the game, but that must be some hefty buff to let me slice through bone with just two perks, even if they are weak-ass monsters. Yet more proof of the strength of my skill, and how possible the path before me was. - Daoist_librarian2dCommented
for me tamamo and granberia were the best girls in the series.
Suddenly, the door opened and a girl came out from the room, she was another loli, a bit taller than the two tailed fox, she was wearing a white yukata with a purple band around her waist, she had blonde long hair and a pair of fox ears on her head. - Daoist_librarian2dReplied to grammer_police
he went from a black guy to a white guy... he pulled a Micheal Jackson XD
Marco: Cookie with chocolate chips… - Daoist_librarian2dCommented
he probably swiped them from christian who is now basically a eunuch.
Shopkeeper: That will be 260 gold coins in total. - Daoist_librarian2dReplied to ghost981
reminds me of when Kirby used scripture on the weird demonic eye enemy.
Marco: ...Just a swear, don't mind it… 'Sorry Jesus, I don't want to make Illias suspicious, not now…' - Daoist_librarian3dCommented
wait til they find out about tsubaki XD
"Since you can't stop August from finding women, why not arrange it from our own familia?"detailIs It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon with Gate of Babylon?Anime & Comics · XElenea - Daoist_librarian3dReplied to That_One_Dead_Ali
it's a pretty funny adult game involving a long story with a lot of monster girls. in the original Luka the mc runs around with a hot lamia named alice who is actually the monster queen and gets in lots of battles against monster girls that every loss ends up with raunchy times. it's actually got a pretty good story.
This always happens, nobody writes for the classics for some reason! Bro, nobody gives a shit about Bleach and Naruto, write for my actual childhood shows like Spider-Man 1994 the Animated Series, Batman 1992 the Animated Series, 2003 TMNT, things like this! - Daoist_librarian3dCommentedAs we accepted the mission, a bright light covered my entire body like Jesus was calling me to heaven...which is not.
- Daoist_librarian4dCommented
hey ali have you ever read nine tailed system on here? with what I Know of you from your stories it would be a story you'd like. and it's basically a guy ends up isekaid in monster girl quest with the nine tailed system and replacing Luka as the mc.
This always happens, nobody writes for the classics for some reason! Bro, nobody gives a shit about Bleach and Naruto, write for my actual childhood shows like Spider-Man 1994 the Animated Series, Batman 1992 the Animated Series, 2003 TMNT, things like this! - Daoist_librarian5dCommented
why do I see her calling herself mom in the future 😭
"I more just want her to be protected you can call yourself whatever you want.", I told her. - Daoist_librarian5dReplied to 2312_Haemsky_2312
God created it, so God is doom guy.
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she literally the most chill person to hang out with among devils besides the literal Satan of sloth falbium.
Walking out of the Occult Research building I saw Mavros laying on the ground by Rias's rook Koneko while she ate her candy in her spot. "I wonder how that happens." I thought to myself. - Daoist_librarian5dReplied to Bronz_Deck
it's a comment on an app from a fanfiction. I'd expect worse by this point.
So I died as a kissless virgin loser baby. Maybe this is God's way of telling me I am maidenless by sending me to DxD, the world where harems and dreams come alive. - Daoist_librarian5dCommented
koneko be looking at him like what are you smoking and why didn't you give me any.
"Pleasure to meet you Miss Gremory. I am Takumi Katsuragi, a humble magician and alchemist." I could see my manner impress them somewhat while Koneko just shot me a weirded-out look. - Daoist_librarian5dReplied to IMPAiLER
it is super kami guru. it is the ultimate disappointment.
"Welcome, young Saiyan. I am Grand Elder Guru." - Daoist_librarian5dCommented
super kami guru! naaaaiiillll do we have guests?
Meeting the Grand Elder - Daoist_librarian6dCommented
*is visibly confused but also noticeably grinning mischievously* how did i end up in Harry Potter under the emperor of Man kind???
"Greetings, my name is Robert. I will be the assistant for the first years today. Normally there isn't anyone, but since this is the first year, it has been deemed appropriate that someone comes and brings your daughter personally. Is she ready?", the man asks and my father nods his head. I can tell he is glad someone comes to retrieve me personally. - Daoist_librarian8dCommented
mine was yomiko readman from read or die.
(A/N: A lot of people said Gwen was their first crush, or at least one of their first crushes from their childhood. What about other candidates? Mine was Felicia Hardy aka Black Cat from Spider-Man 1994. I'd get butterflies in my stomach whenever she showed up, man.) - Daoist_librarian12dReplied to Daze_Imaginator
get a zeraora !
'Legendary Pokemon are off the table. Trying to get myself one of those is just asking for trouble. As for Mythical, those guys are weird. Some are just powerful pokemon but it has been proven that there is more than one.