Guillermo_Coruna

who is zumba? And if you mean Simba, then you've forgotten that this isn't the canon Simba who ate insects, fruit, and sang hakuna matata, feeling guilt and shame for "killing his father"... This is an AU simba, influenced by his brother and by thoughts of revenge on Scar, knowing it was his fault. This lion actually trained, fought, sparred, and hunted all his life. Plentiful food, good juicy meat. It was a miracle that canon Simba even grew up properly and not stunted, despite his lifestyle he became a formidable lion, with his current lifestyle he should be considered a "strong, peak lion", and a huge one at that.

cause i felt like yapping

let's be fair, I hate calypso as a pairing, BUUUT... is it THAT bad? I mean, he could do worse... SURE, she's an egocentric, arrogant, possessive goddess and super old... BUT she's still a beauty... she's still a GODDESS! I mean, I'm not sure about the power conversion, but she MUST be many times stronger than Dumbledore or Voldemort! Rigel himself could already take down a veteran auror (without counting trained, exceptional ones like Moody, kingsley or maybe even Tonks). And Calypso could DEFINITELY destroy Rigel with a flick of her hand... and I mean, having THAT women as protection? and if you count the whole "pureblood" ideology thing that Kreacher and the rest of the old fops will surely try to push onto you, having a goddess kinda trumps all that doesn't it? even if Calypso isn't a "main goddess" or super strong or well known, she's still a sea goddess!

sure all this is fun and all, but when's he gonna break some legs?

depends... you need to understand what the nuke is composed off, and be lighting-fast to react by hitting the nuke and transforming it mid-air... You'd, in short, need someone like McGonagall... Plus, most wizards are utterly incompetent and lazy. Not saying that the "top wizards", like some aurors, Moody, McGonagall, Dumbledore, couldn't take over the world, but it wouldn't be "that easy", especially if there are other supernatural beings here.

a buck? you mean, become the new Michael Jackson... thousands of songs, dozens of styles, with a literally magically charming voice, while being considered a young, "cute handsome boy" by his fans... he could fill stadiums all over the world, becoming THE most popular singer.

technically he's wrong, since the logia-logia tool he's using is basically a tool since it's required to "connect" to his powers... See how pointless your argument is? it's clear that the fic is a translation from chinese, which is why the MC sometimes says/does stupid shit, but oh well

what did he expect... author i'm assuming this is a translation, and if so, why did you decide to translate this? If it isn't a translation, then to the author... the whole plot makes no sense. The mc is stupid. The AI making this is even worse.

course, because fish markets pay a lot... because they have the skills and cualification to get said jobs... because you just need a knife, it's clearly the most necessary part of working in the fish market.... BRUH at this point I'm just not going to comment on how many random bs this fic is pulling constantly

no to you?