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Offtheheezy6 months ago
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The system said righteously: [OOC is OOC. ]
THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM (Mo Xiang Tong Xiu)
Fantasy · LikeNobody
Offtheheezy6 months ago
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Sassy system. I like it.
When he was asking himself these questions, the system said: [What difference is there? Previously you were a novel critic. You should know that the novel is a kind of artistic creation and an artistic creation will have its slight differences. And you have already become a part of this world. Naturally, you must personally experience the scenes of the plot and complete the originally omitted scenes to finish the story. ]
THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM (Mo Xiang Tong Xiu)
Fantasy · LikeNobody
Offtheheezy7 months ago
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Mu Tipo felt embarrassed, and his hatred and resentment toward Shen Qiao grew. For a moment, he wanted to kill this person, but at the same time, he thought killing him alone was not enough to quench his abhorrence. He had to catch him alive and f*ck him at least a good number of times after they returned. In the end, he could dump him and let his subordinates f*ck him to death—only then would he be able to vent this festering hatred in his heart.
THOUSAND AUTUMNS (Meng Xi Shi)
History · LikeNobody
Offtheheezy7 months ago
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It’s only chapter one
A nasty desire to tear Xion's clothes away and...
[BL] Accidentally Becoming the Healer of the Deranged Archduke
LGBT+ · Kuroitsuki
Offtheheezy7 months ago
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diabolical author
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SHA PO LANG (Priest)
History · LikeNobody
Offtheheezy7 months ago
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Of these two kids, one was tall and skinny, the other short and fat. When put together, they bore striking resemblance to a running pair of bowl and chopsticks.
SHA PO LANG (Priest)
History · LikeNobody
Offtheheezy7 months ago
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uh
The first year was called Ji Ba Yuan Nian, the First Year of Cease Battle3—but why did it have to sound like the Year of Cock and Balls?
The Husky and His White Cat Shizun:Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun vol1-5
Fantasy · JustArandomDaoist
Offtheheezy7 months ago
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Alright, its chapter one. I need the author to sloooow down.
The puppy soon grew to become a big dog, the big dog became an old dog, and eventually, the old dog became a dead dog.
The Husky and His White Cat Shizun:Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun vol1-5
Fantasy · JustArandomDaoist
Offtheheezy7 months ago
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Mind you, there were other dog-related metaphors that weren't so bad. For example, his one-night stands always grumbled with feigned petulance that his energy in bed was like that of an alpha dog. Though his words were sweet enough to tempt the soul, the weapon between his legs had lethality enough to make them feel like they were about to lose their lives. But after the act, they would turn around and boast about that same thing, to the point that the entire pleasure district knew this Mo Weiyu fellow was both a handsome face and a good lay. All who had tried him out found themselves quite fulfilled, and those who hadn't yet were sorely tempted.
The Husky and His White Cat Shizun:Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun vol1-5
Fantasy · JustArandomDaoist
Offtheheezy7 months ago
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"I won't raise his offspring with the human race," Chong Ming said coldly. "Go to the Sacrificial Cliff behind the mountain, find a place, and throw him away."
LEGEND OF EXORCISM (Tianbao Fuyao Lu)
Urban · LikeNobody