Dautsuro

put the potions and other emergency items near the entrance and the others items farther from it so to at least make it usable even in emergency

It happened to me like once per week and it's the best feeling

we all had our bad days man don't bring it up, I don't want to remember my cat peeing on me

but can you pee in your mouth without using your hands?

maybe not to the whole world but he definitely gonna pass it to some people, otherwise how he is gonna "farm" for his divinity as the martial ancestor

they are OCs, li shishi is based on li shishi from the tang dynasty, a famous courtesan in Chinese history renowned for her beauty. as for li baishi I don't know the reference but probably the same as li shishi

the ladies will be happy about that

that's what i thought too at first but i remembered that system doesn't work on characters that have no value in the story (it didn't work on Tsunami) so basically you can already know the value of a character based on the story and I can't think of any non useless character that only gives a kunai. it's not completely useless but its usefulness is not that good either

It is boasting, but not baseless! He's just spouting the sword achievements that he once read before being reincarnated.