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SleazyPen

SleazyPen

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Think of me as a novel-esque packrat 🐁

2024-07-12 JoinedGlobal
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Infinite Cash Rewards by Turning Down Goddesses!

[DING! You have rejected a Tier-1 Campus Belle's public proposal!] [Reward: $10,000,000 USD (Cleaned & Tax-Free)] [Reward: Crypto Wallet containing 500 Bitcoins] [Skill Unlocked: Charm Immunity (Passive) & God-Level Piano Mastery] Chrome Langley transmigrates to a world where women hold all the power. Women have more internal energy so they are superior in every way. They are at the pinnacle of power while men are apron-wearing homemakers. Chrome Langley is trapped at the bottom of this food chain. His family is poor, his mother is a gambling addict who abandoned them, and he is a broke college student that's been looked down on by society. [Welcome to the Absolute Rejection System!] True strength lies in independence. Men are not commodities! - Reject a woman's advances, gifts, or proposals and receive tiered cash, assets, and skills. - Accept a woman into your life and the system levies a weekly progressive tax on her "head value" based on her societal status. Failure to pay results in System Backlash. Cold CEOs. Beautiful moms. Deliciously aged Immortal Grandmas. Campus Belles. Beastgirls. He has to tell them NO for a luxurious life! If Chrome gives in to temptation and claims a woman, she enters his Taxed Harem Inventory. Week 1 Tax: $10,000 Week 2 Tax: $20,000 Week 3 Tax: $40,000 (Increases weekly!) To sustain his harem, Chrome must constantly find new, incredibly powerful women to reject to fund the astronomical tax of the women he has already accepted! At Blue University, the icy Quinn Hilton the ultra-rich heir to the Hilton Group publicly corners him in front of hundreds of students. She presents him with the keys to a brand-new $3,500,000 supercar and a contract: "Be my exclusive boyfriend, and your family's debts vanish." The crowd expects Chrome to cry tears of joy. Instead, he slaps the keys out of her hand. "Quinn, my dignity isn't for sale. Keep your toys." [DING! The CEO of the Hilton Group wants you to be her son-in-law!] [DING! Will you keep ignoring the big bad mom of the city's top gang!] [DING! Many capable mothers are now wondering why you won't marry their daughters. They want the best son-in-law the world can offer!]

SleazyPen · Urban
4 Chs

Harem Streamer System: Every Crime I Broadcast Wins Me a Superheroine

[Ding! You've gained 1 million views! The city’s most beloved heroine has fallen for your mysterious charms!] [Miss Mercury is obsessed with your streams. She’s on her way to meet you!] [Heroic factions are closing in on your location, but the Mindbender Heroine is aiding your escape!] [Ding! 10,000 views! You've gained 5,000 Credits and unlocked Stealth Mode (Tier 1)] [Ding! 1 million views! Rope Girl has noticed your mysterious charm and can't get you out of her mind!] [Ding! You’ve saved the city’s lower districts while taking down three corporate-backed heroes. Lady Fortress is secretly watching your stream, intrigued.] In Metro City, where huge corporations and flashy superheroes rule the skyline, everyday people are just bystanders in the ongoing battles between heroes and villains. At the center of this chaotic city is Scott McQueen, an average guy with one big dream: becoming a cool, shadowy antihero. Scott fantasizes about scaring off criminals while serving justice from the shadows. But there’s a catch—this world is full of flashy, attention-grabbing superheroes who hog all the spotlight. One night, everything changes for Scott. He stumbles upon the Harem Streamer System, a strange, almost-living program that offers him a shot at fame. With this system, Scott can live-stream his nightly antihero activities, gaining views and donations from fans all over the world. The catch? The more viewers he gets, the more heroines fall for him. Plus, with the growing fanbase, he earns rewards like money and powerful gear, boosting his chances of becoming the hero he’s always wanted to be! “Bahaha! The whole world is going to bow to me very soon!” He's not only wanted by the Hero Agency. He's not only wanted by mega-corporations. He's not only wanted by enemies he's destroyed. He's also wanted by superheroines! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/XRq3VeasqQ

SleazyPen · Urban
309 Chs

Vampire Harem: As Progenitor, the Vampire Student Council Share My Bed

“The most beautiful girl in school wants me to suck her blood?” Lucas Gray was ecstatic. He’s just a high school student who awakened as the Blood King at age 18, and now he’s respected as the Vampire Progenitor and the only one who can save the dying vampire race. They’re suffering from a curse that slowly eats away at their emotions, making them numb to any feeling of “desire” then fall asleep and turn to dust. The vampires are now infertile and they don’t even have the desire to make babies! Lucas is the only one who can fix that. “I have to sleep with a council of beautiful vampires and give rise to a new vampire army in the supernatural war for world domination?!” He would much rather prefer to build a relationship with these vampires and take life slow, but it’s never that easy. “The entire Student Council wants to drink my blood?!” Lucas couldn’t believe his ears. This is his journey to growing as the Blood King and becoming the greatest supernatural force in history. … Harem, R-18, Battle Fantasy, Comedy, Academy and Servants. It’s a good book, read :)

SleazyPen · Urban
8 Chs

Restarting Life as the Protagonist of a Fantasy Dating Sim

[Ding! The Forbidden Teacher route is now open!] [The Dragon Princess is now a romanceable character!] [A new update for your dating sim is out now!] Nick Aarden is an overweight, cynical third-year high school student who’s long since given up on life. Bullied daily and ignored by his family, he’s learned to cope through humiliation — acting like a clown for his classmates, or even letting the crueler girls step on him just so he can feel something. He knows it’s pathetic. But being treated like trash is the only time anyone looks at him. One day, while cleaning out his room, Nick discovers a dusty old VR console and a mysterious cartridge titled “EternaLove Fantasy Edition” with a letter from his late father. Curious, and desperate for escape, he boots it up. In this VR world, he can choose who he wants to be. So he creates Nero Ardenvale, the tall, charming protagonist of the dating sim and the apprentice of one of the kingdom's favorite beauties, Merlin the Great! But what starts as a dating sim in a fantasy kingdom soon reveals hidden layers: every act of love, every kiss, every quest completed feeds power not only to his avatar, but to Nick’s real body. Soon, changes start to happen—his face becomes slimmer, his acne gone, and his eyes brighter. This game changes reality! NPC girls begin appearing in his school. A slime girl from the forest dungeon clings to him in the shower. A dragon princess he romanced in-game materializes in his living room. Even monsters start emerging across the city. Now, Nick has to balance his life in two worlds.

SleazyPen · Urban
38 Chs

Harem Streaming as a Superhero in Marvel and DC!

“I'm not from your world… but your heroines are probably gonna fall for me.” [Ding! You've gone live in the Marvel Universe! Black Widow is watching your stream… with a suspiciously flirty look.] [Ding! You've entered Gotham. Catwoman is stalking your signal, intrigued by your rogue energy.] [Ding! 1 million views! Wonder Woman has noticed your acts of valor—and your jawline. She’s following you now.] [Ding! You’ve survived an encounter with The Suicide Squad. Harley Quinn is now your top donator.] [Ding! Superman suspects you're a villain. Lois Lane is writing about your mysterious charm.] [Ding! Multiversal Recognition Achieved! Heroine Affection Rate tripled across all timelines!] After reaching peak fame in Metro City and capturing the hearts of countless heroines, Scott McQueen is suddenly pulled across the multiverse—slammed headfirst into a new reality filled with caped icons and god-tier threats. But the Harem Streamer System isn’t done with him yet. Now in the worlds of Marvel and DC, Scott must navigate a minefield of powerful heroes, ruthless villains, and dangerously curious superheroines — all while keeping his stream alive. Every daring rescue, stealthy infiltration, and chaotic team-up is broadcast live to a growing multiversal fanbase. The more viral he gets, the more powerful his gear becomes… and the more hopelessly attached these legendary heroines get. He’s not a billionaire. He’s not a mutant. He’s not even supposed to be here. But with a camera, charisma, and just enough chaos… Scott McQueen is about to become the most wanted man in two universes. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/XRq3VeasqQ

SleazyPen · Anime & Comics
3 Chs

Stealing Heroines’ Affections Is My Job as the Villain

Content Warning: R-18, Smut, Cruel MC [Ding! You've acquired the Heroine Stealing System!] [Your first task is to steal the daughter of the Eastern Kingdom's king!] [Your Fate Value has increased by 10!] [You've slept with the hero's mother, your Fate Value has increased by 15!] [The hero has developed animosity towards you. Current Hatred Level: 5 stars] [The king's wife is charmed by your looks.] After being transported from his own world, the protagonist wakes up as Vritra, the son of Demon King Rohan from the Hell Continent. Since he's from another world, he doesn't have any Fate Value in this new world of swords and magic. To survive, he has to act like a villain, stealing the affection of every hero's heroine and sleeping with them. This will boost his Fate Value and help him stay alive in a world filled with wars and political conflicts! ---- - No NTR (aside Netori) or Yuri. - Smart, Savage, Shameless and Charismatic MC. - Great plot, lore, magic system and world building. - Excellent culture, exquisite female descriptions and graphic lemons. - Give it a read!

SleazyPen · Fantasy
117 Chs