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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    I know this is already finished but, to me, the story went from epic to just entertaining when it lost any kind of seriousness it had. It was always like 70% jokes, but as it progressed and it started to just jump into random worlds it became 95% cracky jokes without any seriousness or real plot to ground it. When it comes to Cornbringer, you are so right, the reviews in any of his stories are useless, because its filled with "5/5 OMG another Cornbringer story, let me drop on my knees and unzip..." reviews, even if the story is actually trash.

    Ch 101 Don't Blink
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    i have never done hard drugs, but reading this story makes me feel like i did.

    Spending the summer lifting with Thanos and Harry Potter wasn't something that was ever on my bucket list, but it should have been. All these guys did was push iron, spar, and crush pussy. Except Harry with that last one. Guy had two girlfriends though so someday soon for the kid.
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Well, i would preffer Grunt to eat the guy, not use him as an example. Both would be morally bankrupt actions, but one would make him a step crazier than punisher, and the other would turn him into a trashy villain.

    "High School is a time full of youthful indiscretions, and the American High School system is more than capable of helping you buff out the rougher edges of your character." Charles assured me, "Why just recently a young girl was raped in a High School bathroom, and after her father was arrested and treated like a domestic terrorist for harassing the school board, the boy involved was quietly moved to a different school where the little scamp did it again. What a rapscallion. So you see, High School is the perfect place for you."
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Maybe star wars a little too, but that one would still be in 3rd place.

    Or Jack and Grunt would return and restore chaos to the galaxy's hard won order.
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Mass effect was the only world that was taken at least a little seriously, after that it just became a fever dream of jokes and wishfulfilment. Maybe Halo was taking a little bit serious too, but to a lesser degree. So its probably better if they dont go back to mass effect universe to fuch that part of the story.

    Or Jack and Grunt would return and restore chaos to the galaxy's hard won order.
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Well, if it is a SI fic you can still trash on him. But it could be interesting since the mc would be in a place to try to change Miranda sooner, warning Shepard about them since early on. And probably even getting some extra info or using "serverus info" as an excuse to reveal game knowledge.

    "Are you fucking serious right now?" Jacob screamed, "This mother fucker is drowning while I am dying in the desert!"
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Anderson was epic, he ranks higher than a few of the actual tem members, including Jacob... And Jacob never had anything especial, be it in his skills or his personality. I didnt particularly hate him, but also didnt like him much. But the events in the 3rd game, if you had chosen to romance him, did lower my opinion of him a lot.

    My friends and I enjoyed a beautiful day at the beach while Jacob learned he was a loser descended from loser stock. Serves him right, the fucking jagoff.
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Man, it has been quite some time since the last time i found a story that actually makes me laugh out loud.

    Ch 20 Surgery
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Okay, good, i was not the only one who thought about this.

    There are only a few moments in a person's life where they can show that they are a hero, and even with all the galaxy had thrown at them, Jane hadn't imagined that Grunt would ever have any. He'd even fooled her with that aura of invincibility, like he was the protagonist of a story, and a person can't be a hero unless they consciously accept the sacrifice of the self to protect others. It's not courage if there is no fear, and it is not generosity if it was no problem.
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Well, it was a good hammer, and he did upgrade it. But it was not some kind of relic, so he can get another one.

    Ch 19 Collector Ship
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Thank god that there is no friendly fire in Mass effect, otherwise Shepard would be gone after this.

    "Oh no. Of course not." I snarked, "You and Anderson did such a good job selling the idea that a super advanced machine race was coming to kill us all that even after one of them attacked the Citadel itself everyone still doesn't believe in them. I can't imagine anyone ever making fun of you for that."
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Yes, it seems like he deserved to die and never reincarnate again.

    There was the time I slapped the King on the ass and apologized by saying I mistook him for the Queen. And the time I 'adopted' (read: kidnapped) a bunch of Demon babies to raise as my jesterly assistants, nearly starting an outright war with the Demons. And the time I stole the panties off a visiting Princess and planted them in the King's pocket to fall out when he was greeting the Princess and her father, nearly starting another war. And the time I took the Prince on a bender of a bachelor party, causing him to miss his wedding and nearly starting yet another war. And the time I spiked the royal feast with aphrodisiacs, leading to an orgy that spilled out onto the streets of the capital and nearly started a revolution.
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    His game already warned him that there are mutants, then he kept meeting characters that had many coincidences with Marvel characters, and the most famous streamer for his game is a guy named Ned with a friend called PParker...

    Alex hadn't realized what universe he was in until now, but after seeing the names of these people, Ned, Peter, Crawler, Summers, Jean, Kitty, Anna and most of all, Milaje, he finally understood who they were, and what universe he was in. was!
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Honestly, it is really pushing my suspention of disbelief that the mc is unable to notice anything about the mutants with so many glaring clues in front of his face.

    Ch 20 20 - Mutants' Thoughts
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    And aparently he is also mentally challenged.

    Charles smiled at Anna's concern. "Don't worry Anna, from what I've talked to him about, he doesn't seem like a person who cares about that, and from the way he treats me, he apparently believes I'm just a public school teacher."
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    I dont play horror games because i am alittle bi**** when it comes to them, so something like this in a super VR would definetly make me stop playing.

    Ch 18 18 - Have you seen the Herobine
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Okay, this is simply becoming dumb. The mc knows that mutants are real, but he is acting like he has absolutely no human intelligence and is unable to connect the dots.

    "Hehe, Iron Man really is a cool hero, it's comforting to know that this world is not that different from my old world. Maybe the comic books here are similar too?" Alex wondered as he watched the two boys trying to break into a Nether Fortress.
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Somehow every important person in the marvel universe is finding the game, but it doesnt become popular ever. Is the greatest game ever created in that univers, it has 1k players, and 500 of them are known named characters...

    Ch 15 15 - Wakanda
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Achievements, exploration and building the most insane things posible. And automatization too, there is something fun about being able to build some kind of automatic farm for something, be it food or a particular material.

    Alex knew Minecraft had a big problem. The game didn't have a 'Quest Line', meaning new players never know what the game's objective is and most just do what they want for a while before they stop playing.
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  • Gonzalo_Pereira_6949
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    Mc knows there are mutants, sees a character named Rogue, asking if he felt anything while touching her, and somehow he doesnt even think of the posibility of being that famous Rogue.

    Notch was confused by her question and looked at his own square body before answering. "No? I feel like I'm perfectly fine, why?"
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