We_Dum_Perseus

I may have only read the first three lines but that was Peak my friend

thank the emperor we are saved boys

hore

kill it with cheese

welp. . . . . . . . . RIP

Irish Jason and Heracles bros until the end servant saber [Kevin and Satanta] children of light two Irish Heroes who were said to have a bond stronger than any other this manifest as has them being summoned together a strange wolf seems to also accompany them that they refer to as Connor [Noble Phantasm EX] (BANANA NEAMHSHAOLTA - BANANA THAR FOLATE) [UNSHAKABLE BOND - BOND BEYOND BLOOD] if the other were to die the surviving one would gain a increase in all stats and a further increase against fighting the one who slayed their brother [Noble Phantasm A+++] (TWIN SWORDS OF THE GOD OF LIGH) two swords given to them by their father a sword that can rewrite causality and another that can cut through anything and release a blade of light

if cu chulainn is Irish Heracles Kevin is Irish Jason

if it's the one I'm thinking of time to get the Holy Grail maybe meet a certain rebellious knight along the way