NuhUh

"That's Vegeta's technique!"

I forget that he can do photosynthesis sometimes.

Wouldn't it be Licht Regen?

The fact that your mind immediately went to THAT worries me. But I can't really judge, it's a Chinese fanfiction after all.

T-T-Treasure!? MAHORAGA

Everyone calls him Deku so much that you just end up calling him that by default.

You are their target anyways, so it doesn't change a lot.

As long as your ass remains untouched it's not gay.