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ExoShaneey

ExoShaneey

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Call me Azumi Play with me on 𝐌𝐋𝐁𝐁, 𝐈𝐃: 𝟏𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟒𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐𝟖 Business Email: [email protected]

2024-02-04 JoinedPhilippines
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With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I do.

Ava Summers is the perfect daughter: CEO material, straight-A student, and the only Summers twin with a functioning frontal lobe. She’s survived nineteen years of sharing air and eyebrow genes with Eva — a walking fire hazard who once tried to toast marshmallows on scented candles and nearly set the estate ablaze. So when their parents arranged a marriage to Zeke Ford — the kingdom’s favorite golden boy and serial flirt — Ava reluctantly took one for the family. That is, until Eva pulled a fast one: she spiked Ava’s margarita, slid a shady contract under her nose, and next thing you know… Ava’s waking up married to the wrong twin. Enter Zach Ford — the kingdom’s coldest man alive, walking gloom cloud, and accidental husband. He hasn’t cracked a smile since his mysterious fiancée, Orihime, died under suspicious circumstances. The Ford family thought Eva’s chaotic sunshine might fix him. Too bad they accidentally married him to Ava: a neurotic perfectionist who schedules emotional breakdowns like business meetings. Now Ava has to: Pretend she's totally in love with her emotionally constipated husband. Survive polite society, royal gossip, and unwanted foot rub offers from Shen Wang — her rich, clingy, disturbingly hot suitor who thinks “No” is short for “Not yet.” Figure out if Orihime is actually dead… or just hiding better than Zach hides his feelings. It was supposed to be a PR move. Instead, it’s a rom-com with fake love, real secrets, one stolen car, and at least two murder mysteries. With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I Do: A chaotic enemies-to-lovers rollercoaster with tax fraud, unresolved trauma, and a love story that may or may not be court-admissible—because honestly, I am still in shambles on how to finish this novel without breaking me own phone screen or my heart. Let's see HAHAHA

ExoShaneey · Urban
154 Chs

Taming The Hairless Villain

IMPORTANT WARNING: I’m putting this here before the synopsis, so if anyone complains that this novel is “too slow” because I go into details, episode by episode, that’s on you for not reading the disclaimers. While I welcome constructive criticism to improve my work, I do not tolerate hate or entitlement. Here, we only spread dark humor and delightfully deranged ideas. If your humor tolerance or attention span is low, fragile, or on life support—please skip this book. Seriously, for your own peace. This story is packed with jokes, chaos, unapologetic fun, and nonsense. It will absolutely annoy you if you don’t vibe with that. Read at your own risk. Side effects may include laughter, nostalgia, headaches, irritability, and an extreme level of patience. Thank you mwa! •••• Lucinda Delos Santos spent her childhood obsessed with Smallville: rooting for Clark, swooning over Lana, and secretly sympathizing with a brooding Lex Luthor...until the DVDs ran out and her favorite story ended… prematurely. Years later, during a torrential rainstorm and a questionable internet binge, a bolt of lightning gives her more than a wet hair day—but there’s no way things were going to end like that—how else would I get to write and utterly, gloriously wreck the DC universe? Suddenly, Lucinda’s fangirl fantasies collide with reality. She has no idea how she got there, can barely stop gawking at Lex's smirk, and is definitely not asking the right questions. Now she faces a cosmic dilemma: Will she step into the spotlight as Clark Kent’s new leading lady, or attempt the impossible—taming Lex Luthor before he ruins Clark and Lana’s perfect love story? Either way, Lucinda’s life just became the ultimate crossover episode… with herself as the star. ••• Again, please read the IMPORTANT WARNING carefully, because I swear next time, I’m either gonna cry, go full healock on haters, or both. I have plans for this fanfic. If you want it to follow your plot, you can write it yourself. Thanks again mwa!

ExoShaneey · Anime & Comics
50 Chs

Stealing Naruto's 10th Tail

On what was supposed to be an ordinary day, an ordinary woman wakes up to find herself in an extraordinarily stupid situation: she’s somehow trapped inside the world of Naruto, inhabiting the body of a dangerously beautiful woman named Mizuha Yamada... a name she’s never heard of but apparently everyone else has. Her first day on the job? Steal a tail. Not a fox’s tail, not even a mermaid tail—a tail that belongs to Uzumaki freaking Naruto. The problem? Naruto is fictional. Or at least, he was until she ended up outside Konoha. Stuck in an Akatsuki hideout surrounded by White Zetsus that look like evil mushrooms and an overly talkative masked man who laughs like a lunatic, Mizuha—whoever she is now—tries desperately to play along. But when she learns that her “mission” isn’t what it sounds like, that the so-called Tenth Tail might actually be a euphemism for something very unholy, her survival instincts take over. And by “instincts,” she means punching Tobi so hard he becomes a flying art installation. Now bruised, confused, and severely underqualified for espionage, she must navigate a world that makes no sense, dodge suspicious Akatsuki members, and figure out one tiny a tiny detail. How the hell does one go home after punching a major villain through a mountain? Now, how will Mizuha even insert herself into the leading man’s love story and his leading lady—because clearly, she’s never been the type to break relationships, especially when she already watched Boruto and knows Naruto and Hinata end up married with two kids? What could possibly be her role in their already-written relationship? Will the anime Boruto even exist if she somehow ruins Naruto’s fate with this mission? A chaotic blend of isekai, fanfiction fever dream, and meta-humor meltdown, Stealing Naruto's 10th Tail is a hilariously unhinged adventure where logic takes a backseat, fandom becomes reality, and one accidental heroine just wants to survive the plot.

ExoShaneey · Anime & Comics
1 Chs