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Captain_Lag

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Pirates of the Caribbean: I Ended Up on the Black Pearl

I swear, I only meant to steal a coin or two. I didn’t mean to become a pirate. Honestly, who plans that? I’m Vikram Rao. A street rat, orphan, part-time idiot, and Port Royal’s most wanted bread thief (mostly because I get caught… a lot). Life was simple: dodge guards, steal food, sleep in barrels… and repeat. That is, until I picked the wrong pocket. Big mistake. A catastrophic, life-ruining mistake. One day, I tried to steal from a man who had too many rings, zero sobriety, and an unhealthy love for yelling. Turns out, he owned a cursed ship. Oops. Now I’m trapped on the Black Pearl, “working” under Captain Jack Sparrow, a man whose plans are as reliable as a cannonball in a storm. The crew is half-crazy, the captain is half-drunk, and somehow I’m the one swabbing the deck while questioning all my life choices. I’ve fought cursed pirates who can’t die (fun!), survived naval battles (barely), stared down the Kraken (still can’t explain that one), and somehow managed to charm mermaids who apparently think my idiocy is… attractive. Go figure. From dodging cannonballs, tripping over treasure, and accidentally starting mutinies, to being shoved into Jack’s suicidal schemes, I’ve learned one thing for sure: life at sea is messy, dangerous… and the rum... why is the rum always gone!? But somehow, against all odds, I survived. And maybe, just maybe, I might actually be legendary… or at least infamous enough to get my own “don’t trust this guy” posters in every port... Who knows?

Captain_Lag · Movies
8 Chs

Game of Thrones: The Overpowered Lord of Westeros

In Westeros, survival is a lie. You either kill… or you kneel. Onion Knight: “Before you stands the Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch, the King Beyond the Wall, the Bane of White Walkers, the Guardian of the North and Iron Islands, the Sea King of Braavos, the Master of Dragons, the Conqueror of Kings—Duke Leon Victor! Kneel… or be crushed.” Leon wakes on the Wall in the black cloak of the Night’s Watch — fated, like all crows, to freeze, fight, and die. But Leon is no ordinary crow. He has the Mount & Blade Command Panel… and the Thousand-Faced God System. With it, he can raise armies, forge legendary weapons, build unbreakable fortresses, and become anyone he needs to be. From raiding wildling camps to hunting White Walkers, from shattering lords on the battlefield to bending dragons to his will — every battle makes him stronger. His enemies? Bandits. Wildlings. The undead. Scheming nobles. Dragons. Wizards. Even the gods themselves. His goal? Not survival. Not safety. Domination. This is not the story of a man who kept his oath. This is the story of the man who rewrote the fate of the Seven Kingdoms. Disclaimer: This is an unofficial English fan translation. The original masterpiece belongs to its author; I just reforged it into smoother English so your brain doesn’t suffer the dreaded “He kill man, man die” MTL curse. I don’t own Game of Thrones, Mount & Blade, or any other IP mentioned — all credit to their rightful overlords. I’m just the translator swinging my word-sword so English readers can enjoy the slaughter without the grammar crimes.

Captain_Lag · TV
24 Chs

Reborn as the Genius Son of a Village Patriarch 1200 Years After WW3

Civilization ended twelve centuries ago when World War III turned the planet into ash. Technology vanished, kingdoms rose from bunkers, and humans started swinging swords again like it was cool. Darun Ashray, heir to a struggling frontier clan, has enough problems already—mocked for hesitating in battle, haunted by bizarre nightmares, and constantly weirding everyone out by creating witch-like tools that feel suspiciously like cheating. Then, some relic unlocks buried memories: in another life, he was a young soldier who died in the war. And that soldier knew… things. Big things. Like how to make soap, because medieval sweat smells like biological warfare. Like paper, because animal hides are terrible for doodling. Like candles, because bumping into chamber pots in the dark is not a vibe. Soon, his “weird hobbies” turn into thriving businesses. His village prospers, his inventions spread, and suddenly nobles and politicians see him as a threat. Darun doesn’t want to rule or fight for thrones—he just wants clean water, decent lighting, and maybe a bar of soap that doesn’t smell like goat. But when rival clans, greedy lords, and scheming ministers start circling, Darun is forced to do what he does best: Outsmart them with forgotten science, Accidentally spark an industrial revolution, And maybe… just maybe… bring humanity one step closer to Wi-Fi again. Because in a world stuck in the Dark Ages, nothing’s scarier than a guy who knows how to make toilet paper. CREDITS OF THE COVER- Lê Thế (ON PINTEREST)

Captain_Lag · Fantasy
13 Chs