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Love cakes... That sounds so wrong.

2023-12-23 JoinedNigeria
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Trust me, I'm not Spider-Man

Ahem. Allegedly—and I say this respectfully—my father, the so-called Author, laid down some "rules" for this story. Rule number one? My suffering. That sadistic son of a @#¢$h— (CENSORED?! Really? What is this, a Disney+ teen romcom?!) He even beeped my swear. Unbelievable. --- Now guess what? I’ve been drafted into narrating my own life. Against my will. With zero benefits. --- All it took was one day—one stupid Tuesday morning—for my life to get flipped harder than a desk during finals week. One wrong step. One accidental fall. And boom— Face-first into a girl mid-pee. Mid. Pee. And if that wasn't enough social suicide for the semester? Now I’m being accused of having a threesome with the school’s hottest girls— None of whom even know my name. I’ve been called "Leo," "Lionel," and once… "Laundry." And somehow, this has turned into a full-blown media circus. Social media's eating it up. I'm viral. A legend. An icon. A scandal. I am the next big thing that later in the book for some-unknown-reasons got bitten by a strange spider. I am… The Spectacular Spide—

NotUrAverageNPC_0 · Anime & Comics
30 Chs

Phantom Ascendant: Echoes of Reality

What would you do if you find out the life you've been living was all a lie... In the vastness of the universe, you are nothing but an ant compared to those powerful figures hidden in the shadows... Let me be frank with you: This life you are living is not yours, but the doings of someone much powerful. and our protagonist figured that out in the most harshest way possible. "Since my death... it has always been there. The whispers." "The echoes constantly reminding me of a single word I've grown tired of." ""~REMEMBER~"" Tags: #Coldblood Mc##Smart mc# Dark# Comedy# #Romance# Betrayal# Supernatural#Magical#Dark Fantasy#r-18#goresome# For more and quick response from this author with upcoming chapters, feel free to drop a gift or two for motivation.

NotUrAverageNPC_0 · Fantasy
17 Chs

Beneath the Blindfold: My Harem of Crazies

"What do we have here... A colorful book cover, a weird title and a horny author: I'm sure that's something." By Drunk Man William. With great power comes great responsibility... But I don't wanna do anything unless I'm getting paid. Deep within the cofines of the darkness looming over the world, a man with grace prospered. A man who puts those brats in tights to shame. An unhinged f**cker who squats the entire police department like it was a regular Wednesday morning. A man named: Mighty Daniel (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠) Want Chaos? that's my middle name! Want heart throbbing moments? Look for another book cause this one is full of awkward moments and dry jokes due to the author psychotic spree. (A/n: Hey!) But be warned. ONCE you step into the world, there's no turning back... So sit back, squash some mayonnaise on your palm and beat those meat like you just don't care cause CHAOS IS HERE!!!

NotUrAverageNPC_0 · Action
10 Chs