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Naruto Grievance Template System

What if Madara at his peak couldn’t just blow up an entire country but an entire planet? What if Madara was as powerful as Shibai the Otsutsuki God? Haruto Hayashi, an ordinary child from our world, unfortunately transmigrated into the body of a young Haruto in the Shinobi world, an orphan and also a student at the shinobi academy who had zero talent for the way of the ninja unable to even knead a minuscule amount of chakra in his body. Afraid of the woes of the shinobi world, and afraid of Danzo capturing him if he shows even a modicum of talent, Haruto joins the I.T department as a civilian staff in the work force, working as a data logger by day even though he has a powerful template system with several powerful characters backing him up from various worlds like Megumin from Konosuba, Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, Unohana Retsu from Bleach and Ryomen Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen. As Haruto faces the horrors of the shinobi world through his data logging job, he suddenly awakens a connection to the mysterious Dark God who provides him with the one thing he lacks, talent. Now unafraid of being stomped back into the board as a wild nail before he even shines, Haruto moonlights and raises terror in the Shinobi world through a different identity, Ultra fighter, inventing so many wild jutsu that Madara is forced to admit that Haruto is the strongest. “You have a Rinnegan? I have Domain Expansion Palm Of The Dark God.” “You have a Susanoo? I have the Dark God’s Descent.” “Come here now Madara…. you’ve been a bad boy… I must spank you until you admit that the Dark God is your father.” Along the way since everyone is hugging Haruto’s thighs he carries the Shinobi world along with him sending it into a new age of progress. ==xXx== "I Madara, declare you the strongest!" Uchiha Madara. "I! Ultra Fighter! Say, Stand proud you are strong!" Ultra Fighter. 'Stfu you brat!!! That's my line! And why are you proclaiming an explosive tag to be the strongest!!!!!' Ryomen Sukuna. 'EXPLOSION!!!!' Megumin. 'What is wrong with you you crazy delusional little brat!!! Stop exploding me every time I insult explosive tags!!!!!' Ryomen Sukuna. ... "He is a spy for every village other than Konoha!" - Tobirama "Murder everyone in Konoha!!! Kill those old F&CKE#S!! Ultra Fighter gooo!!!!!" - Kushina "Why is Kakashi reading that in public!!! Oh the Hatake family lineage is doomed. At least play doom instead of reading that shit!!!!" Sakumo Hatake "My brother is still alive!? And he wishes to end this cursed village established by the Senju!!! Good job brother!! I knew you'd do the right thing and erase all those senju!! What!? Your disciple killed all the Uchiha!? Ultra Fighter kill him!!!!! Bring the fist of justice down on his face and explode it beyond recognition!!!" - Izuna "Haruto is a good boy...I wish to meet the Dark Lord he so devoutly prays to everyday though he must be very powerful." - Hashirama 'Psst...Mito....give me my money now, I want to go buy some stuff for Tsunade.' "Haruto is a boy who has well developed goals and emotions. His ideas are ingenious and he has advanced the Shinobi world by a few decades if not centuries by himself. Above all he is Ultra Fighter and I respect Ultra Fighter very much." - Mito 'Hashi....Tsuna is not here.....don't tell me you're going to gamble away those points to earn Madara's clothes from Izuna...again' ... "And with this treasure, I summon- Madara Uchiha." - Obito "Oh shit!!! The fight's getting good!!! I want to see who'll win between Madara and Ultra Fighter!!" - All Hokage (Except Tobirama) ... "Hahah~ Daddy Mahoraga!!" 'Stfu you brat!!! I didn't look like that when I summoned it!!!' .... Cover Image was generated using AI. Also cross posted on Royal Road.

Hooin_Kyoma · Anime & Comics
97 Chs

Naruto : My Horror World.

"Sasuke!" "Ho. Approaching me, are you Naruto? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though 'He' told you the secret of my egg beating technique?" "I can't beat the shit out of your eggs without getting closer." "Ho, ho. Then come as close as you like." ... "Sasuke-kun!!! I bought you new juts-" "Get away woman! You only affect my parry speed!" ... "Naruto-kun!! I love you." "Huh? Who are you!? Anyway, get lost! Give me my Kaori-chan!!! I want Kaori-chan!!! Kaori-chan is the only love for me!!!!" ... "Hey! Brat!! When will you fall into another genjutsu again!! I want to see the next episode of Pokemon once again!!!" "Kurama!! Forget it! Next time I'm playing undertale!! This game was recommended by old man Hokage for truly embodying the will of the fire passed down by the first hokage!!" "You dare!!!! I want to see Vulpix-chan again!!!" "Learn your own genjutsu you pervert!" ... "Madara-sama! Don't you want to create a new world for Rin!?" "Rin? Who's Rin!? Long live Harley Quin!!! She's the only one for me!!! We share a bond deeper than any other!!!" ... "Itachi, is something wrong with you?" "..." "Why are you looking for fan art of your brother cross dressing?" ... "Shizune, we're going to Konoha." "Huh? Why sensei?" "Don't you know about that new game Balatro? It is supposed to be the most legendary gambling game ever." "Ok sensei." "Huh? You agreed too easily?" "...oh, it's nothing sensei, I just played Doki Doki literature club and I was reminded that one must do anything for their love." "Didn't you give up on your Kakashi crush long ago?" ".....my heart is like the will of fire, sensei. When the tree leaves dance, one shall find flames. The fire will torture the enemies, and once again, tree leaves shall bud anew." "...I think I just heard something different from what I remember." Shizune smiles sweetly. ... "Shikamaru, what are you doing?" "I'm batman." Woosh. "...where did he go? Shikamaru!! This is not funny!! Where are you!!" *faint whisper in the wind* "I'm batman." ... "Hmm...why aren't my bugs as cool as the ones in hollow knight? Would everyone like bugs if they were?" ... Cover generated by ai (copilot).

Hooin_Kyoma · Video Games
11 Chs

Reincarnated in Naruto as/with Sakura?

This is my first fanfic. It's pretty bad and only gets good from the 160th chapter. I hope you have fun reading! Synopsis. Truck-kun works again to send another soul to the Isekai post office to be sent to the Naruto world but our MC feels something strange and finds out there's someone else here with him! A/N : This book will be put on hiatus going forth since I want to rewrite the book due to improving over time while writing this book. A/N: The MC is a researcher at heart and wants to explore the world of Naruto with his own knowledge combined with what is possible in Naruto. There will be quite a bit of fan fiction behind the theory of the jutsus. Part one deals exclusively with setting up the relationships between the characters and reads more like a slice of life story, while part two will deal with the enemy of the novel and is more action and planning oriented. THINGS TO NOTE THAT PEOPLE COMMONLY DON'T LIKE! -MC shared body with Sakura for a few chapters. -MC 'reveals' his past life to one other person. (Nothing really negative happens because of it, though. I think so.) -Things in the first part are too 'reasearchy'? Too much depth in jutsus. -No Shadow Clone Jutsu. None of the characters are mine, except the OC's. The images are generated using AI. Go to link below and get a membership for $1 to read up to five chapters ahead. ***************************************** k o-fi.com/hooin_kyoma_au ***************************************** Remove the space after 'k' and it should work like a normal link.

Hooin_Kyoma · Anime & Comics
230 Chs