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Marvel : Summoned Tom and Jerry at Beginning

“Tom, Jerry — could you please stop flying around in the Mark armor Tony gave you, like I wouldn’t notice? Nick Fury has already told me to keep you under control more than once!” “Aqua, you fool! I’ve put up with you long enough! Be honest — did you steal all the wine from Asgard’s palace? Thor keeps blaming me for it!” “And you! Pikachu! Can’t you just stay home for once? Why do you have to run around the streets dressed up like Detective Pikachu?!” “Saber, you’re usually the most sensible one. I just have one small request… could you maybe eat a little less at mealtimes? I don’t mind you eating a lot, but—hey, don’t point your sword at me! Help!!” “...” Voss Nibbler stood stunned, watching the bizarre group of characters he’d summoned from across different worlds. They were wreaking havoc on the entire Marvel Universe, tearing its stories apart piece by piece. “How did the peaceful life we promised ourselves turn into this?! I give up! Just blow the whole world up already!” When the most unreliable summoning system collides with the most ridiculous interdimensional “hero” team… Saving the world? Forget it. The real challenge is surviving a single day with your so-called teammates’ “help”! Chaos, comedy, complaints, and despair all roll together—Marvel has never been this out of control. --------------------------------------------------- Please support me on P@treon - ihatesakura To read up to 60 Chapters in Advance go to P@treon - ihatesakura Raw name - 漫威：开局召唤汤姆与杰瑞 ---------------------------------------------------

ihatesakura · Movies
58 Chs

Hollywood : Playing Spider-Man at the beginning

In 2006, Xu Can, after traveling through the Beijing Film Academy, found himself in hot water after offending a powerful figure and subsequently being blacklisted. He decided to leave for North America, where he unlocked his full acting potential and began auditioning for roles. His breakthrough came with “Spider-Man,” which became a global sensation, making Xu Can an instant superstar. This marked the beginning of his Hollywood domination. Xu Can's tap dancing in “La La Land” sparked a revival of musicals, and he became iconic as the vengeful assassin in “John Wick.” He stunned audiences as the villain in “The Dark Knight,” earning an Oscar for his performance. Xu Can went on to acquire both Marvel and DC, establishing a cinematic empire that brought “The Avengers” and “Justice League” to the top of the global box office. With films like “Interstellar,” “The Three-Body Problem,” and “Inception,” Xu Can continued to top global charts, earning widespread acclaim. Even directors like Cameron, Spielberg, and Nolan acknowledged his dominance, claiming Hollywood should be named after him. Meanwhile, Xu Can was living the high life, partying on his yacht with stars like Swift and Gadot, quipping, “Get in line; I’ll get to everyone.” ----------- TO READ CHAPTERS IN ADVANCE GO TO MY PATREON - patreon.com/ihatesakura All Advance chapters are Available for just $6 20+ chapters in Advance

ihatesakura · Movies
91 Chs

Harry Potter : Achievement System

After entering the world of Harry Potter, Ethan received his Hogwarts acceptance letter and unlocked an achievement system. By completing specific tasks, he could earn special rewards. Accumulating three million Galleons would grant him the title: [Wealthy Enough to Rival a Country]. Collecting the blood of magical creatures would earn him the achievement: [No Longer Human]. Defeating 100 wizards using Avada Kedavra would unlock the title: [Big Melon Lover]. By graduation day, Ethan seamlessly stepped into the role of Minister of Magic. During a press conference, a reporter from the Daily Prophet asked him: “Mr. Adrian, as the youngest and most distinguished Minister of Magic in history, I heard that within one year of starting at Hogwarts, you became famous, earned the Order of Merlin by your second year, and even defeated a professor by your third. To what do you attribute these remarkable achievements?” Ethan Adrian spread his hands and replied, “I just really want to improve!” to read chapters in advance patreon.com/ihatesakura

ihatesakura · Book&Literature
10 Chs

Fairy Tail: I Created the Magical Internet

What era is this? Are you still stuck in the past, practicing ancient magic? It's time to embrace the future and join the magical age of the Internet! The more users we have, the stronger the magic of Knight’s Harvest becomes. Here's what you can experience: [Forum Dating]: The Dark Guild freely discusses conspiracies and intrigues. [Knowledge Sharing]: The Ten Holy Magicians generously share their magical knowledge. [Live Battle]: Watch as regular guilds face off against evil, live and in real-time. [Guild Entrustment]: Take on missions and quests online—quick and convenient. With new platforms constantly emerging, Knight’s Internet Magic is bringing revolutionary changes to the world of magic. Dragon-slaying spells? God-slaying spells? Demon-slaying spells? Download the magic app now, and anyone can learn! As the world gets caught in the "net," Knight ascends the long staircase to godhood! ------------- Please support me on patreon.com/ihatesakura To read Chapters in Advance go to patreon.com/ihatesakura

ihatesakura · Anime & Comics
84 Chs

Spiderman: I Wanna Die

The first generation Spider-Man: "With great power comes great responsibility." The second generation Spider-Man: "Heroes are always lonely." The third generation Spider-Man: "My father is Iron Man!" Spider-Man of a certain universe: "This game collapsed again, restart! Restart!" Charlotte traveled through the Marvel multiverse and luckily became the Spider-Man of that universe. But he also had many misfortunes. He did not have the superpower of the first generation Spider-Man to stop the train. He did not have the reaction speed of the second generation Spider-Man that could match lightning. He did not have the black technology nano suit of the third generation Spider-Man. All his attributes were far lower than those of Spider-Man in other universes, but the villains in this world were ridiculously strong. He could not beat them, he could not beat them at all! Fortunately, as long as he simply committed suicide, he could start a resurrection match after his death, and successfully win the resurrection match. After winning, he could get various rewards. In a resurrection match, looking at the blackened Superman in the same red and blue color scheme in front of him, Charlotte fell into deep thought. "I can't beat this peak match, I can't beat it at all!" "Restart! Restart! I want to restart this resurrection match!" ---

ihatesakura · Anime & Comics
6 Chs

Indian mythology, the Emperor of Heaven is not working today

In Indian mythology, the three-phase god suppresses the world. Many immortals cursed all gods. Asura has been practicing hard for thousands of years, and every time he receives a blessing, he will attack the heaven and beat the emperor of heaven. "train hard, then gets blessings, then beat the Emperor of Heaven, how come Indian mythology is all about this process, I am the one who gets beaten and suffers, I quit!" Indra, who traveled through time and became the Emperor of Heaven, was angry. So... "Whoever wants to be the Emperor of Heaven be one, I won't work!" Indra said. "Hey, hey, that's not what the script is like." Shiva, the God of Destruction, had questions on his head. "You have great merits in the past. This position of Emperor of Heaven should belong to you, otherwise the world will be in trouble!" Vishnu, the protector of the world, became anxious. "No, Emperor of Heaven, I will bless you, go and beat Asura!" Brahma, the God of Creation, said. I didn't write it I am translating it because it's on Indian Mythology ............ To support me and to read chapters in Advance go to my PATREON patreon.com/ihatesakura

ihatesakura · Book&Literature
27 Chs